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Enid created Group Chat
Enid added 6 people
Enid Changed group name to Hells High
Enid: What up my people
Wednesday: Why did you feel the need to create this Enid - Wednesday
Enid: It's so we can talk to everyone Willa it will be fun
Yoko: Who's even in here
Enid: Our group so You, Bianca, Ajax, Xavier, Wednesday and Eugene
Eugene: I can't believe you included me
Enid: Well beside me you are the only other person Wednesday hasn't tried to kill
Wednesday: I have thought about everyone in this group chats death - Wednesday
Bianca: I'm not friends with Addams can I be removed
Wednesday: I will remove you permanently if that is your choice - Wednesday
Bianca: As if you weren't phyco enough you just had to add that didn't you Addams
Wednesday: You were the one that asked I only gave you the option - Wednesday
Xavier: Okay let's all calm down
Wednesday: Nancy Dirham was told by her husband to calm down causing her to murder him while he was asleep cut his body into pieces and hide them in her garden she was never found guilty because the night in a cell she hung herself. Such a beautiful story don't you think Xavier - Wednesday
Yoko: That is a really dark story and I can't believe out of everyone in this world you ended up with a mate that is the embodiment of Puppies and Sunshine
Enid: You get used to it and sometimes it can also be romantic
Wednesday: Take that back this instant - Wednesday
Enid: Wednesday you can stop signing it with your name we know it is you
Ajax: dude we should all have nicknames it would be so fun
Yoko: Gotta admit Stoner is right
Yoko changed her name to Fangs
Yoko changed 5 other names
Fangs: So much better
Romeo Wolf: I don't know if I'm 100% on board with this but ok
Yoko's Wife: I think my name is a bit much we only hooked up once and now your already after more
Fangs: Told you Imma wife you up
Yoko's Wife: One night
Fangs: Best night of my life and you can't deny you wanna be my wife
Yoko's Wife: No comment
Pocket Sized Goth: I am going to put garlic in your blood you won't know when it will happen but it will happen and I will watch as it poison you and on that day I will restore my honour - Wednesday
Fangs: Well shit
Depressed: Guess I'm not the only one in the dog house
Pocket Sized Goth: Shut up Xavier or the next arrow shot at you I will not block - Wednesday
Romeo Wolf: What arrow!
Yoko's Wife: Crackstone shot an arrow at Xavier and Wednesday moved in front of it
Romeo Wolf: WHAT!!!!!!
Fangs: Someone's gonna be in trouble
Pocket Sized Goth: Oh please the arrow was nothing I got stabbed 30 minutes before that arrow it was more irritating then anything
Romeo Wolf: YOU GOT STABBED
Bee Boi: She also got whacked on the head the nurse said she was surprised Wednesday was alive
Romeo Wolf: Wednesday get back here now
Pocket Sized Goth: I am coming back but only because I want too
Stoner: *Whipping Noice*