Hollow Knight Chatfic Chaos

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Published:: 2023-01-17
Updated:: 2023-04-03
Words:: 3,721
Chapters:: 12/?
Comments:: 42
Kudos:: 144
Bookmarks:: 8
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Summary:

Hollow Knight, but they all have phones...
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This was inspired by the chatfic by Bleeding_Heart check out their fic :>

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Inspired by [hiatus] “normal” never existed in this group chat by Bleeding_Hearts (velvetveiltheory)

Chapter 1: RIP Emilitia

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[City of Tears + Royal Waterways + Ancient Basin] 2:21 AM

EternalEmilitia: Hey guys :)

SoulMaster: Gods, I can already hear her about to flex her immortality on us…

RelicSeekerLemm: Emilitia was just trying to greet us good morning. Stop being salty about how she discovered immortality before you.

EternalEmilitia: Yeah >:(

SoulMaster: Don't get cocky that you discovered it earlier!

SoulMaster: You just happened to stumble upon the solution, while me and my scientists have been toiling for DECADES just to find a solution!

SoulMaster: Also why are you up at this ungodly hour, Lemm…

Emilitia: lmao boomer

RelicSeekerLemm:

WatcherKnight3: OHHHHHHHHH

WatcherKnight6: AYYYYY

WatcherKnight1: BRO GOT ROASTED

SoulMaster: I SWEAR ON GOD EMILITIA I WILL TEAR YOU APART LIMB FOR LIMB

Flukemarm: goufpifohihiv kvkgjhgvuv gchg…

DungDefender: yes, I too can hear soul master screaming at the top of his lungs

DungDefender: it disrupts my training a lot…

Broken Vessel: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SCREECHING AT 2 IN THE MORN

Broken Vessel: Oh. It's just soul master

Broken Vessel: unsurprising

WatcherKnight5: OHHHHHHHHH

WatcherKnight1: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WatcherKnight8: EMILITIA, ONE!!!!!!

WatcherKnight2: BROKEN VESSEL, ONE!!!!!!!!!!

WatcherKnight3: SOUL MASTER,

WatcherKnight7: ZERO!!!!!

EternalEmilitia: no but how do these guys get so hyped up at everything /srs

RelicSeekerLemm: Yeah, it's endearing but now that I think about it it's kind of creepy…

LurienTheWatcher: Sorry, they were made like this…

RelicSeekerLemm: np

LurienTheWatcher: awww ty :)

EternalEmilitia: ayo ship??

RelicSeekerLemm: not everything slightly sweet is a ship, Emilitia.

RelicSeekerLemm: Also, I wonder how Nailsmith is doing…

EternalEmilitia: @Nailsmith

RelicSeekerLemm: Oh God…

EternalEmilitia: @Nailsmith

SoulMaster: How long is this going to go on?

EternalEmilitia: @Nailsmith

Broken Vessel: EMILITIA WTF

EternalEmilitia: @Nailsmith

Flukemarm: hhfijfug ooh igihiih!!!! JVOJVOH III IFOFYLHFLHFHDOOFHK!!!!!!!!!

EternalEmilitia: @Nailsmith

LurienTheWatcher: If you don't stop I'm literally gonna send the watcher knights after you

EternalEmilitia: @Nailsmith

Nailsmith: Alright, what do you want…

EternalEmilitia: Just wanted you to get activeOH GOD THEYRE AT MY DOOR

[EternalEmilitia has sent a photo]

*The photo was taken in selfie mode, depicting Emilitia screaming in the foreground. In the background, we can see that her door has been kicked down and all 8 watcher knights are outside her house*

WatcherKnight1: GET HER!!!!

WatcherKnight3: GET HER!!!!

WatcherKnight2: GET HER!!!!

WatcherKnight4: GET HER!!!!

WatcherKnight8: GET HER!!!!

WatcherKnight6: GET HER!!!!

WatcherKnight7: GET HER!!!!

WatcherKnight5: GET HER!!!!

EternalEmilitia: WHAT THE HELLGKDIGD LLHVSJLSLBAKNKBSPKBPBJ

SoulMaster: lmao

Marissa: Hi guys what the hell happened here

SoulMaster: More like how the hell are you holding the phone

SoulMaster: Because you're dead

[Nailsmith has muted City of Tears + Royal Waterways + Ancient Basin for 12 hours]

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