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“Long, long ago sorella, in an abbey much like this one, there lived a handsome cardinal. Not as handsome as me of course, and not nearly as smart. Also he was not as good a singer and I heard that he was terrible in bed, don’t ask me how I know these things your cardinal just does ok? Ok. So...this less handsome cardinal, who as you remember was not as talented as myself and more than likely horrible at kiss-”
“COPIA!”
“What? Alright, fine. So, as I was saying, the story of the old abbey haunted by this very ugly cardinal...oh! Did I mention he was a bad dancer cara mia? Unlike myself, you know how I am light on my feet eh?”
“Lucifer help me.”