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Erogenous Zones by genjyosgirl for anotherFMAfan
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
08 Feb 2023
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Summary
Roy Mustang was a go-getter. A purveyor of opportunities. He’d sold just about anything you can think of: home warranties, vacuums, cookware, solar panels, knives, grocery subscriptions, and jewelry of the month. People always welcomed him in, listened politely, and often bought what he was selling. He often worked his way into the other parts of their homes - beds, desks, kitchen countertops, and other good-to-f*ck-on surfaces. He took their numbers but never called back unless it was business.
He's about to meet Edward Elric, and it's neither business nor pleasure, but that changes quickly enough thanks to Ed's big mouth.