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Summary
No matter what anyone says, Jongdae is absolutely, positively, not jealous of that stupid fuckboy Sehun in any way, shape, or form. Not the way he has Yixing practically eating out of the palm of his hand. Not the way his ass looks in those stupid skinny jeans of his. Not the way Yixing looks at his ass in those stupid skinny jeans of his. And definitely not the way his stupid noodle presence has Yixing forgetting about everyone in the room, totally-not-jealous best friend included. Because no matter what anyone says, Jongdae is absolutely, positively, not in love with Zhang Yixing.
(Or, the one where Jongdae is probably the densest human being on the face of the planet, Sehun is a little shit, Yixing looks on with raised eyebrows, Tao is a Sehunsexual angel, Minseok is pretty much an asshole, Luhan is too whipped to notice, Jongin wants to punch Chanyeol, Chanyeol wants to punch Jongin, Kyungsoo wants to punch everyone, Yifan is an idiot, Junmyeon is a proactive idiot, and Baekhyun is Baekhyun.)
Series
- Part 1 of High School Drama is a Bitch