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Blue Lock group Chat
Meguru Bachira has added Yoichi Isagi, Itoshi Rin, Barou, Hyouma Chigiri, Reo, Nagi, Kunigami
Bachira
anyone wanna do lunch trade tomorrow:p
8 people have come online
Barou has gone offline
Isagi
Bachira?
Did you seriously add everyone here to trade lunches
Bachira
yaya
guys i’m going to tie igaguri to a firecracker don’t eorry it will work
Rin
*worry
Isagi
???
Rin?
Rin
No
Rin has left the group chat
Bachira
:(
– Replying to Bachira guys i’m going to tie igaguri to…
Kunigami
Are we just going to ignore this
Chigiri
it’s okay bachira no one likes him anyway
Reo
Hello everyone!
Isagi
Hi
Reo
No.
Reo has left the group chat
Isagi
.
Nagi
how you got negative game😭😭
put on some bitch repellent insteada deodorant
Nagi has gone offline
Chigiri
LMAOOO
Kunigami
Okay well christ that was out of character for nagi
Bachira
ISAGIIIIII I LOVE YOU DON'T WORRY!
GUYSSSS no one answered my lunch thingie ∑(O_O;)
Chigiri
someone add rin and reo back
Bachira has added Rin, and Reo
Reo
sighs
Rin
Fuck off.
Rin has left the group chat
Bachira has added Rin
Rin has left the group chat
Bachira has added Rin
Rin has left the group chat
Bachira has added Rin
Rin
WHAT DO YOU WANT
Chigiri
i can feel his flames from here
Kunigami
Be careful
Bachira
stay :P
Rin
You make me mentally regress by the second
Bachira
(۶ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ )۶
Rin has gone offline
Nagi
[ghost-hello.png] reo
Reo
Hi.
Chigiri
someone’s not over their ex
Nagi
???
Reo
Don’t Worry About it Nagi.
Bachira
REO lunch trade???
Reo
For what
Bachira
how about a nagi plush?
Chigiri
oh. my god.
– replying to Bachira: how about a nagi plu…
Isagi
Bachira what even
Nevermind, i’m speechless
– replying to Bachira: how about a nagi plu…
Nagi
[shocked-ghost.png]
– replying to Bachira: how about a nagi plu…
Kunigami
This has to be some sort of crime.
– replying to Bachira: how about a nagi plu…
Reo
bachira dm’s
Chigiri
i don’t know what’s more shocking.
the fact that bachira has a plush of nagi or reo agreeing to it business style
Rin is online
Kunigami
Both
Chigiri
seeing everyone's texting styles is so weird, but i mean idk what else i was expecting
Reo
oh yeah TOTALLY, I didn’t think you’d be a lower case person chigiri
Chigiri
same to u
Rin
What is the point of this group chat.
Chigiri
@bachira @bachira
Bachira
yes? :3
Chigiri
what did reo say to you in dms
Rin
Are you not gonna answer my question
Reo
dude you could profit from this
Nagi
@Rin
[ghost-message.png]
Rin
yes nagi
ok
Kunigami
I’m eating popcorn.
Isagi
Can I see the plush bachira
Reo
No.
Bachira
yeah ofc isagi:3
Reo
Reo has gone offline
isagi
It’s okay bachira, nevermind
Bachira
helpmNo can do! Please nrver contact me again!
Chigiri
guys i think reo and bachira are about to go at it
Bachira
HEL[ ME;/RIN TYPEDTHA
Bachira
.;’.,MFKD3’4
Bachira has gone offline
Kunigami
WHY DOES REO HAVE BACHIRA IN A HEADLOCK WHY IS Oh hes pulling out his phone
Reo is online
Reo
AOMEONE TELL BACHIRA HE IS N
Reo has gone offline
Chigiri
someone get ego
why is igarashi
dude everyones gathering around its like a fight in middle school
Nagi
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replying to
Nagi:
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Kunigami
NOT THE TIME
Chigiri i'll stop them
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replying to
Nagi:
[meme.png]
Rin
Haha.
Isagi
Woah??
Chigiri
rin just reacted to nagis meme with a thumbs up emoji im
Barou is online
Barou
What is happening in the Cafeteria
Would anyone explain why Kunigami and Reo are at eachother’s necks while bachira stands to the side watching
Isagi
Reo has flames for eyes
I can't tell if they’re from determination or anger
Bachira is online
Bachira
OH. MY GOODNESSN.
THEYRE
WHST DO I DO
WRONG CHAT
@isagi @chigiri HOLU
Isagi
WHAT JUST
Chigiri
kunigami was supposed to stop bachira and reo WTF HAPPENED LMAO??
Barou
From what I saw, kunigami said something to reo
Nagi just walked away
Chigiri
bro just pulled out his phone mid fight oh my fucking god
Kunigami is online
Kunigami
dUDE
Barou
Dumbass, you just got a punch to your gut.
Kunigami has gone offline
Chigiri
oh god kunigami
ANRI’S FINALLY ON THE ANNOUNCEMENTS
Barou
Everyone log off Ego’s talking
5 people have gone offline
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The Quadruple
Bachira is online
Isagi
I wonder if ego’s gonna punish you guys
@Bachira @kunigami are you okay
Kunigami is online
Kunigami
Hi
Bachira
hi guys! oh my god it was sooooo crazy
Chigiri
hi isagi
bachira, kunigami, how are you doing
Bachira
immmmm completely unscathed
Isagi
Hi guys1
!*
Chigiri
jesus its finally over
Bachira
on the bright side, i’ve successfully made a business deal with THE reo
Chigiri
THATS WHAT YOUR FOCUSED ON?
@Kunigami status update
Kunigami
Bachira, If I could facepalm over text…
Bachira
a deal is a deal :3
Isagi
Kunigami why did you respond aren’t you and reo heading to the nurse
Bachira
OH YEAH kunigami are you okay???
Kunigami
Yeah, I’m alright
Reo already went into a separate room to get treated
Dude I think he gave me a few bruises
Chigiri
ahhh okay glad it wasn’t too bad
what even happened
Bachira
haha my bad kunigami
also chigiri
business secret ;D
Kunigami
YOU JUST STOOD THERE
But it’s okay man. Also chigiri you’ll find out in a few days
Bachira
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO U GUYS WERE SO SCARY
anyways heal fast kunigami, currently sending prayers :p
isagi
Mhm! Get better soon kunigami
Chigiri
yeah what isagi and bachira said, you gotta be in top gear
Kunigami
Thank guys, see you all tomorrow
Bachira
BYEEE kunigami!!
Isagi
See you
Chigiri
bye see you later
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Blue lock Group Chat
Rin
What is the point of this group chat.
Kunigami
This was a mistake
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Barou is
online
Barou
@Isagi Come pick up Bachira
Kunigami is online
Kunigami
Do you guys see the little moving figure on the roof? You can see it from the field if you stand in the center
Tell me you see it too.
Chigiri and Nagi are
online
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Replying to
Kunigami:
Do you guys see the little moving figure on…
Chigiri
that figure is bachira oh my god
okay, who left him alone for too long
Isagi is
online
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Replying to
Chigiri:
that figure is bachira oh my god
Isagi
BACHIRA???
Reo
how did he even..
manage to get up there
Bachira
SALMONELLA IS NOT REAL
I ATE THREE (3) RAW EGG YOLKS AND I AM FUNCTIONING AS PER USUAL
Reo
that is the WILDEST lie i have heard in a while
Isagi
@Barou Are you still there with him?
I brought his pills
Chigiri
HE'S ABOUT TO JUMf ISAGI PLEASr
OH MY GDO /??????//
Bachira
are you guys here yet i want you to record it:3c
Make me a STAR! ☆
Isagi
Bachira please get offd I do notlike heights can you take your medication
Bachira
toss them up here please
Isagi
????
No
Just come down
Bachira
what if i DIDN'T WANT TO
haha I am so high and mighty and you are a bug
Rin
Why bother anymore
Give him a plastic bag. Convince him it is a parachute
Nagi
hey guys look at this meme
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Barou
You aren’t funny
Did you seriously just send a rickroll? In this day and age
Nagi
shut the fuck up isagi doesn’t want you
Isagi
GUYS CAN SOMEONE BRING A LADDER
HELLO? @everyone
IF BACHIRA JUMPS HE WJLL DIE
Rin
let him
Barou
Let him
Isagi
PLEASR
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bonus:
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replying to
Nagi:
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Rin
Haha.
– January 2nd 9:58 pm
Nagi
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– January 3rd 7:20 am
Rin
👍
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March 14th 3:25 pm
Nagi
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March 14th 9:20 pm
Rin
👍
March 16th 7:24 am
Nagi
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March 16th 7:35 am
Rin
👍
September 1st 8:48 pm
Rin
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September 1st 9:01 pm
Nagi
[shocked-ghost.png]
Nagi
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replying to
Rin:
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