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The black as night SUV pulled up, and out hopped one Ianto Jones. Spick and span suit, perfect tie.
A perfect day for fishing.
Hop onto the boat, reel out a fishing net. Hope you've got the right location.
A perfect day for fishing for bodies.
Find a body, reel it up, and you find a man.
A perfect day for fishing up immortal men.
And a wheeze and a gasp, and Ianto deadpans...
"Hello sir, I noticed you had a bath."