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1. The Lion, The Wizard, and the Broom Cupboard by rattlebag

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hogwarts Eighth Year
   • hermione has trauma she won't process properly
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Draco Malfoy Has a Large Cock
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Locker Room Sex
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Light Ron Bashing
   • bucket list au

   Summary

   Hermione Granger is returning to Hogwarts for her 8th year armed with a list, and a plan.
   She is going to have fun, and she will not let her grief, or the aching distance between her and her friends, or the fact that her parents hardly remember who she is, get in the way of her success.

   *~*

   or: the fic where Draco Malfoy comes along and upends all of Hermione's carefully laid plans.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,141

   Chapters:

   6/?

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