Work Text:
Setting: WOW Women of Wrestling, The Belasco Theatre, Los Angeles, CA
Kandi Krush and Foxxy Fierce vs. Holidead and Chainsaw (w/Siren The Voodoo Doll)
RING ANNOUNCER LAUREN HUNKELE: "Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Siren The Voodoo Doll, from Kingsland, Texas, CHAINSAW and from The Dark Side, HOLIDEAD!"
Crowd boos, though Holidead does have some fans.
RING ANNOUNCER LAUREN HUNKELE: "And their opponents, from St. Paul, MN, KANDI KRUSH and from The DMV, FOXXY FIERCE!"
Commentator David McClane retells the story about Siren's crew stealing and trashing Kandi Krush's grandmother's boxing gloves and how Kandi has been looking for revenge and has fallen short time after time.
It looks like it's going to be Holidead vs. Foxxy, but Foxxy tags out and tells Kandi that she should be the one to start, since this is Kandi's issue. The heels control, with Kandi bouncing all over the mat. Every time Kandi goes for the tag, Foxxy tells her to get back into the action. McClane and AJ Mendez notice that Foxxy and Kandi are having problems and that Kandi has been doing all the work for their team. The referee breaks up a double-team, and, as he's getting Chainsaw out, Foxxy finally enters the ring...and attacks Kandi! The crowd and the commentators are shocked! Holidead hits Darkness Falls (Double Underhook Elevated Facebuster) for the pin!
RING ANNOUNCER LAUREN HUNKELE: "Here are your winners, the team of CHAINSAW AND HOLIDEAD!"
To the crowd and the announcers' horror, Foxxy embraces Holidead, Chainsaw, Siren The Voodoo Doll and Angelica Dante! They all stand shoulder-to-shoulder and raise their fists in a Nation of Domination-style salute!
HOLIDEAD: "The Dark Side is complete! You have all just witnessed the debut of BLACK MAGIC!"
COMMENTATOR DAVID MCCLANE: "Black Magic! What kind of evil are these five going to unleash on WOW?"