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John tries to prank Dave with whipped cream pie, but Dave noticed it just in time to dodge the dessert. It just so happens that Dirk was behind him. Dirk was splatted with whipped cream all over the back of his head, and the tray fell off the floor. John and Dave were shocked and the room was silent. Dirk has never been pranked that bad before, and the threatening aura of his anime ass shades as he turned slowly to John direction his was not helping either.
Dirk faces John, he still hasn't done anything but stare at hi- Dirk flashsteps and swooped the remains of the pie tray and splatted it on John's face. Before John could even attempt to steady his footing, he was trapped in a headlock and was brought to the floor while being smothered with whipped cream all over his face. Dave quickly acted as if he was a referee in a wrestling match.