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"James!!!!! Wake up!" Sirius says,
"Ughhhh, Why?!"
"Because we have to go see Queen play." He says sarcastically. He saw James' face light up. "You gullible bitch...we have to get to classes."
"You wanker! Remind me why we're friends again?"
"Oh you know you couldn't live without me James." He says as he throws a pillow at James's head.
"Fine I'll get ready."
They get dressed and make their way towards the great hall. Sirius walks in first. Then Remus. Then Peter. Then James. God they had a great walk. Looking proud as always, Maybe looking a little too proud.
"What have you guys planned this time?"Marlene says.
"What do you mean McKinnon?" Sirius says, smirking.
"Ok come on Siri, You only look like that when your up to something."
"Fine, I may have put glitter in some confetti cannons..and may have put an invisibility charm on those cannons. And triggered them to set off any second. But I don't see why that would change how I act."
"Jesus christ guys, What the fuck were you-" She was cut off with a loud "Boom." as they turned around and saw hundreds of students covered in rainbow glitter.
"Did you purposely position them away from the gryffindor table?" Lily says coming into the conversation.
"Always the smart one, Evans."
"We should go, or Mcgonnagall is gonna try and give us even more detentions."
"Ahh..don't t worry about Minnie, even if we do go, she will still know it was us, so why not stay here and enjoy the show."
James glanced over to the Slytherin table where he saw Regulus Black. His best friends brother. The guy he has had a crush on for years. Oh shit. His jet black hair was slightly sprinkled with glitter, but not as much as some of the others. He just sat there admiring. That was until Regulus made eye contact with him. giving him a little smirk as he did so.
"James??" Sirius waves a hand in front of James' face.
"Yeah?" He responds, rubbing his eyes.
"You alright there? Seem a little confused that's all."
"No, I'm fine, Sirius." He wasnt.
They stay there for a few more minutes before making their way to first period. They were all free next period so they decided they were gonna go to the library to "study".
They had charms first, where James and Peter sat next to each other and Remus sat behind them and Sirius sat a few seats away from Remus. Remus had always liked Sirius the most, he doesn't know if he means platonicly or romantically, all he thought was that sirius was:
Clever
Somewhat smart
And hot.
So so fucking hot.
Peter nudged James slightly urging him to look forward where he saw Regulus two seats ahead. His hair was messy and his face was so fucking gorgeous it took James effort to look away.
"I know you like him James." Peter says, a bit too loudly but only enough for Regulus to glance up slightly.
"I think someone's a bit shy." Peter says as he notices Regulus going pink.
"Oh shush Peter." James says.
The end of charms comes quickly, and they all head to the library where Marlene and Lily are.
"Hello guys." Lily says.
"Hey lils." Sirius says as he grabs a seat and sits down.
The rest of them sit down and start having a conversation about quidditch while James looks around and notices someone approaching.
Shit
Regulus.
He approaches and asks, "Remus, can I talk to you a second?"
"Of course." Remus says before turning around to the others. "I'll be back in a second."
They both walk away from the table into a small corner of the library.
"Hey Reg, what do you need?"
"Remus. I know you like my brother." Oh. oh. "Remus. It's fine don't worry its just- I have an idea."
"Oh your ideas are never good, Reg."
"Usually. Yes. But hear me out here."
Remus nods before he continues.
"So I happened to overhear a conversation where James said he liked me, now I dont know if it was a prank or not. But, If it wasn't then that means we both like each other. And you just admitted to having a crush on my brother so, if he likes you that means...we have a chance to try make them jealous."
"How Exactly?"
"Its easy. We fake a relationship."
Remus' mouth grows wide. "Please tell me your joking."
"Nope. Being completely serious. And dont you dare make that 'Sirius' joke again. It gets old."
"Reg. That's actually a somewhat good idea. Not to mention it will be hilarious."
"Okay. So that's now agreed. We need to assess boundaries."
"Okay, yeah, so?"
"Rare kissing, Only to make them extremely jealous."
"Okay that's fine."
"Are you okay with holding hands, hugging and flirting?"
"Yep."
"Okay, when should we tell them? Tomorrow?"
"Yeah tomorrow's fine."
"Okay, see you tomorrow." Regulus says as he walks out the library.