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kazuha's face was weary, a hand clutched to his chest as he continued to walk.
he was panting, laboured breaths leaving his lips as scara turned to look at him.
" What's wrong Show me your arm. " He says, brows raised and arms outstretched to the silver head's arm.
" No, it's nothing. " kazuha denies him, not intending to show him his limb,
" Show me the arm. " scara asks for the second time, nerve struck as he crossed
his arms with an irritated look on his face.
" No. " he says for the second time, ruby eyes stern.
" BITCH I SAID SHOW ME THE GODDMAN ARM. " scara raises his voice, eyes wide and red with anger.
" FINE. " kazuha finally complies, showing a bite mark on his limb.
" OH MY GOD HE GOT FUCKING BIT. HE GOT BIT. HE GOT BIT. HE GOT FUCKING BIT. OH MY GOD HE GOT BIT. FUCK SHIT HE GOT BIT. HE GOT BIT. HE GOT BIT."
" CALM DOWN. " xiao chimes in, face twisted into something akin to fear and panic.
" HE GOT BIT. "
" CALM DOWN. "
" HE GOT FUCKING BIT. " scara was having a mental breakdown, hands on his head as he grabs a gun and points it at kazuha.
" PUT THE GUN DOWN, RIGHT NOW. " venti screeches, eyes teary.
" BITCH THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, HE GOT BIT?!?!??! " scara screams, gun still pointed at kazuha.
" NOooOooOo " a screech leaves kazuha's lips, trying to run away from the maniacal purple potato.
scara has a stern and serious expression on his face, voice high pitched as he relays his words.
" DON'T WORRY IMMA MAKE THIS QUICK. IMA MAKE IT QUICK. IMMA MAKE IT QUICK. " he cocks the gun directed at kazuha.
" THAT'S YOUR FRIEND. " xiao was panicking, eyes wide and voice loud.
" HE AINT MY FRIEND NO MORE. " a horrified and determined expression on scara's face.
xiao pulls him by his shirt, screaming at him.
" HE'S YOUR FRIEND, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT. "
while xiao screams at his ear and his shirt pulled, scara's stubborn and screams at him too.
" WELL YOU KNOW THE SAYING, KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSE AND YOUR friends DEAD 💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️🪦🪦🪦"
" THATS NOT HOW IT GOES " xiao screeches while a gun is pointed at kazuha
" NOoOoOOOO " kazuha is still screaming in a high pitched voice.
" I CAN'T DO IT. " scara suddenly says.
" GIVE ME THE GUN. " xiao also says
" NO. "
" NO. "
" nO. "
after the two fight off, screeching and screaming, kazuha screams and suddenly a bang is heard.
kazuha is DEAD. 🤯
the two stare in shock, silenced by the scene.
" WHY'D YOU SHOOT HIM ?- "
" I DIDN'T SHOOT HIM "
venti speaks up, gun in his hands as his face twists in mortification.
" I did. . . "
" WHY ?!?? " xiao is teary eyed and horrified, probably traumatized too.
" I just got scared, he was twitching and shit and he was like 🧟♂️🧟♂️- *BANG* "
oh my god, xiao is wide eyed and fucking dead inside.
" WHY'D YOU SHOOT HIM, HE WAS EXPLAINING ?!??!???!?! "
" oh, wait. he wasn't . . . " his face was dumbfounded
" NO THE FUCK HE WASN'T ??? " xiao was angry, annoyed, pissed, sad, traumatized, and on the verge of killing himself.
scara's eyes avert to somewhere that isn't xiao's face. oopsies.
" oh, I thought. . . "
the end.
xiao is on the floor, screaming and crying and banging the floor and scara is crossing his arms mumbling something along the lines of " oopsie woopsies, it wasn't my fault he looked like a green bitch. . . everyone makes mistakes 😒 "