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Ouroboros - Noun
A circular symbol that depicts a snake or dragon devouring its own tail that is used to represent the eternal cycle of destruction and rebirth.
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Draco Malfoy returned to Hogwarts for his Eighth Year after spending three months in Azkaban. He had less venom and was quieter and Harry Potter couldn't make sense of why.
What Harry didn't realize was that he would have a hand in bringing Draco Malfoy back from the brink of insanity.
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20 Jul 2025
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How to Get an Archon to "Dick Down" You (Spoiler: Just Ask) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Jun 2025
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The first time Zhongli witnesses Childe in his natural habitat—dripping in scandal and surrounded by too many admirers to be decent—he sighs so deeply that the ocean levels may have shifted in response.
The second time, Childe grinds against him in a Liyue alleyway, all feral grins and murmured filth, and Zhongli, who has endured millennia of warfare and cataclysm, is forced to admit he might not survive this.
The third time, well—
“Zhongli, babe, you’re looking at me like I’m a half-priced artifact set and I just wanna say—I’m flattered, really—but let’s be real, if you wanted a piece, you could’ve just said so,” Childe purrs, leaning against a pillar in the Wangshu Inn, shirt unbuttoned to the fourth degree of depravity.
A lesser man would combust. Zhongli, refined and ancient, merely blinks. “A piece of what, exactly?”
In which Childe learns that wooing an Archon is harder than expected—and being wooed by one is worse.
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- Part 17 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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17 Jun 2025
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"We're Just Friends," Said the God. "We're Getting Married," Said the Harbinger. by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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But what he could not—would not—refused to endure any longer was this: the audacity, the blasphemy, the absolute Geo-infused gall of one Zhongli, former God of Contracts, not realizing they were dating.
They had shared tea. Multiple times.
They had shared a hot pot meal. One that Childe had cooked with his own two battle-scarred hands. (Sure, Zhongli spent most of the time politely explaining Liyue’s ancient cutlery customs while Childe accidentally set a napkin on fire, but that was domestic as hell, right?)
They had gone shopping together. Okay, yes, Zhongli picked out everything and Childe paid for all of it. But that’s just what boyfriends do. Everyone knows you’re not officially in love until your partner spends your entire life savings on gilded tea trays and ceremonial funeral bells.
It was textbook romance. Except one small issue.
Zhongli. Had. Not. Gotten. The. Memo.
Or, Zhongli is a 6,000-year-old oblivious romantic, and Childe is a war criminal with feelings.
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- Part 18 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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16 Jun 2025
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Rumors are the most reliable news source by tartaglialover (DumbestofAsses)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Feb 2025
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“Oh I used to have periods! Not anymore tho!” Childe said laughing and patted him on the back before leaving.
Felix stood there for a full few seconds just processing the words before it hit him.
OH! MY! GOD! LORD TARTAGLIA IS PREGNANT!?!?
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16 Jun 2025
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Pyotr the cooler than Rex Lapis rock! by tartaglialover (DumbestofAsses)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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The tempest grew as Osial raged, but this was not the fiercest battle on the top of the mountain at the moment.
"This is the end of the line, Pyotr," Zhongli held steady onto his resolve as he threw Pyotr off the mountain, yes Childe would be upset but there was no other way. He had to get rid of him!
Pyotr the, completely inanimate, Rock ends up falling and hitting a treasure hoarder who was using the storm as an opportunity for robbery. The treasure hoarder's sunglasses fall and land on Pyotr the Rock as he gets knocked out, making Pyotr look really cool.
"You saved me again, Pyotr!" Childe cried as he was rushing out, still weak from his battle with the Traveller.
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Au where Childe gets super attached to this one random rock bc of his trauma from the abyss, and by the time he was in the fatui, it upgraded to best friend. Everyone else suffers 1 million psychic damage.
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16 Jun 2025