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1. Let me do this for you by artichokeflower

   Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Feb 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Sam Winchester
   • Crowley (Supernatural)
   • Sex Magic
   • Fuck Or Die
   • BDSM
   • Spanking
   • Angelic Grace Sex (Supernatural)
   • First Time
   • variation on
   • Sex Pollen
   • dubcon
   • in the usual way for the magic tropes
   • also they both think the other one isn't into it
   • they are though
   • and they figure that out by the end
   • mention of past childhood physical abuse
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Humor

   Summary

   "I knew you'd freak," said Sam. "But we don't have time for that. Cas doesn't have time. I honestly don't mind doing it –"

   "No way." Dean took a deep breath and his hands were balled into fists. "If anyone's gonna bend over for Cas, it's me. End of debate."

   "Dean - " said Cas.

   "You too, Cas. Shut it. This is the only idea we've had for days. Let's do it. The birds and the bees. Let's –"

   He faltered for a second, then grinned. It was that same brittle shit-eating grin Sam had seen him wear a million times since they were kids, his everything's-fine-Sam-what-are-you-talking-about grin.

   This had all the makings of a hot mess.

    

   Alternative version of what happens when Cas is cursed at the start of Season Eleven, now with added sex magic.

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