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Name: Mystery Conundrum Noir.

Known Aliases: The Mascot, Snapper, and the Nunchuck wielding turtle.

Nicknames or Other: My, Mys, Noir, and Tery.

Date of Birth or Best Guess: Unknown. He’s at least 6 years old though because we found him in the Barrages around that time.

Place of Birth: Auardon.

Favorite Color: Green.

Favorite Activity: Stealing and chewing up pens.

Favorite School Subject: Tall Tells and The Tellers Who Tell them. The classes put him right to sleep.

He also enjoys P.E because he gets to hit Gaston with him nunchucks.

Father's Name (or alias): Unknown.

Mother's Name (or alias): Unknown.

Father's Profession: None. His father was a turtle.

Mother's Profession: None. His mother was a turtle. 

Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer. 

Carlos. He’s the only one Mystery met and didn’t bite (he never met Evie).

In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auardon. There is no wrong answer.

Mystery wants to come to Auardon because it’s where he is originally from and because he misses the grass and the fresh veggies and fruits.

And maybe so he can get revenge on whatever asshole threw him away.

Signature:

Mystery can’t write. He’s a turtle. 

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Name: Hermione Leona Bing.

Known Aliases: Hermie, the secretary, the file keeper, the Ringmaster, the Ringmaster's daughter, the girl with a thousand faces, and the master of disguise.

Nicknames or Other: Hermie B, B, the clown, the clown obsessed freak, ‘Mie, Herm, ‘Ermie, Erm, the new ringmaster, etc.

Date of Birth or Best Guess: August 1st, 14 years ago on clown day. 

Place of Birth: In my father’s circus tent, on the isle of the lost.

Favorite Color: All of them.

Favorite Activity: Juggling and face painting. 

Favorite School Subject: P.E because sometimes we get to do gymnastics there.

Father's Name (or alias): Maximilian Bing (Max Medici). 

Mother's Name (or alias): Miss Atlantis. 

Father's Profession: Circus ringmaster.

Mother's Profession: Mermaid circus performer. 

Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer. 

Evie. 

She seems nice. 

In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auradon. There is no wrong answer.

I want to go to Auradon so I can give my father’s performers and animals the life they deserve and so I can find my father’s killer and my mother’s killer. 

It also probably wouldn’t be too bad to be able to repair my dad’s old trailers and tents so that they protect my people better from the elements. 

Maybe my friends could even move out of that old treehouse of Carlos’s and into one of the trailers and tents if you do pick us. 

So please do if you can.

Signature:

Hermie Bing.

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Name: Reza Vizer of Agrabah. 

Known Aliases: The Bad Cop, The Forensics Expert, and The son of the former Royal astronomer of Agrabah. 

Nicknames or Other: Rez, Re, R, Alphabet boy, Teacher's pet, Astronomy freak, Astronomy bitch, Astrology bitch, Smartie, Smartie pants, Brain boy, Brainie, and Einstein.

Date of Birth or Best Guess: April 7th, 15 years ago. 

Place of Birth: Isle of the lost. 

Favorite Color: Raisin. 

Favorite Activity: Reading or Stargazing. 

Favorite School Subject: Astronomy. 

Father's Name (or alias):

Biological Father: Tareq Vizer of Agrabah. 

Adoptive Father: Mozenrath.

Mother's Name (or alias): 

Biological Mother: Maji of Agrabah. 

Adoptive Mother: Sadira of Agrabah. 

Father's Profession:

Biological Father: He was the former Royal Astronomer of Agrabah but didn't have a job on the isle. 

Adoptive Father: Sorcerer and unofficial healer.

Mother's Profession:

Biological Mother: Harem Girl. 

Adoptive Mother: Cook, Thief, and Sand Witch. 

Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer. 

None of them.

They all hate me. 

Everyone does….

In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auradon. There is no wrong answer.

I want to come to Auradon because I hope there are teachers there that will actually appreciate my intellectual prowess instead of just ignoring me or shunning me in favor of Carlos.

I want to be far from my biological father and the sorry excuse for a teacher that is Yen Sid.

I want to be able to give my biological mother a proper burial and to be safe with my adoptive family like a normal child, and to make the world aware of all the kids like me who were not as fortunate as I to survive the Isle.

Signature:

Reza Vizer of Agrabah. 

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Name: Edmund Seraiah Balthazar. 

Known Aliases: Eddie, The Rat, The Informant, and Detective Balthazar. 

Nicknames or Other: Balthazar Jr, Balthazar, Ed, Eds, Eddie Spaghetti, Edmister, Eddie Teddy, Steady Eddie, Mund, Eddo, Edsy, E, Eddie B, E.B, and E-Man. 

Date of Birth or Best Guess: November 10th, 15 years ago. 

Place of Birth: Isle of the lost. 

Favorite Color: Grey.

Favorite Activity: Going out for midnight slurpees.

Favorite School Subject: Lunch. It's the only time of the school day I'm awake. 

Father's Name (or alias): Edgar Balthazar. 

Mother's Name (or alias): Sarah Brown. 

Father's Profession: None. He's in no condition to work anymore. 

Mother's Profession: None. She's in no condition to work anymore. 

Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer. 

This is a dumbass question and I'm not gonna kiss anyone's ass by pretending that I like anyone from the first wave of Vks enough to deem as my favorite. 

Also who even came up with the term Vks and Aks? It's stupid. 

I'm not a vk. I'm a kid. 

There's nothing that makes me any different from any of your so-called Aks so stop acting like there is. 

I didn't ask to be born here. You made it to where I would be. So don't go punishing me for it. 

In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auradon. There is no wrong answer.

Because I don't know how much longer I can go on taking care of my parents by myself. 

They're old. Really old and really sick. 

And I'm just one person and a kid in an environment that doesn't really allow me to take care of them in the way one should be able to. 

I can't find medication to ease their pain. 

I can't find enough clean enough water for them to bathe in. 

I can't bathe them. 

I can't find food fresh enough often enough to not worsen their condition. 

And I can't find anyone trained to help do any of these on the isle. 

So while I don't want to go to Auradon I don't have a choice. 

I have to. 

Because if I don't, my parents will die. 

My mom doesn't even recognize me anymore and she keeps asking where 'Jamie' is. She always sounds so terrified, it breaks my heart. 

And my dad's mobility is getting more and more limited, and he broke his hip awhile ago. 

I don't think it healed properly. 

He gets more frustrated as the days go by and I don't know what to do.

I don't want my parents to die. 

They might have been old when I was born and I might have gotten a lot of health issues because of it but they were good parents. 

They don't deserve to die like this.

To die here.

Please. Please. 

Get us out of here. 

I don't know how much longer I'll be able to take care of all three of us.

 I'm always so tired and hungry now. 

I don't want to worry my friends by telling them since I know they'd probably starve themselves trying to help me and my parents. 

But I really don't know what to do.

Please. 

Take us out of here or send someone.

We need help. 

I need help. 

Signature:

Eddie B. 

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Name: Yzla Sorcerer of Enchancia.

Known Aliases: The Good Cop, The Code Breaker, and Detective Yzla.

Nicknames or Other: Yz, 'zla, 'La, Y, Y.S, Detective, and Yzla The Sorcerer.

Date of Birth or Best Guess: August 8th, 17 years ago.

Place of Birth: Isle of the lost. 

Favorite Color: Magenta. 

Favorite Activity: Potion Brewing and Code Breaking. 

Favorite School Subject: Weird Science. 

Father's Name (or alias): Cedric the Sorcerer of Enchancia.

Mother's Name (or alias): Yzma of Groove. 

Father's Profession: Royal Sorcerer of Enchancia. 

Mother's Profession: Potions trader. 

Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer.

Mal because if she was able to change so drastically than other kids like me have a chance to be good too. 

In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auradon. There is no wrong answer.

I want to come to Auradon because I want to be good and want to help my brother learn how to be good.

It would also be nice to be able to give my older brother a proper burial and proper funeral which I am currently unable to do. 

Also I would like to get away from my grandmother, Amza, who still treats my mother horribly. 

Yes, she is still alive. 

No, I don't know how.

Signature:

Yzla Sorcerer of Enchancia. 

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Name: Harold Everett Badun.

Known Aliases: Harry, Detective Harry, The leader, and Detective Badun. 

Nicknames or Other: Detective, Harry #2, Har, Har Bear, Harry B, Badun, Toothbrush Shank kid, Stalker kid, and Oldie. 

Date of Birth or Best Guess: March 2nd, the same year Carlos was born. 

Place of Birth: De Vil Manor, better known as Hell Hall, or as I like to call, the place where dreams (and living things),come to die.

Favorite Color: Any color other than Red, White, and Black. 

Favorite Activity: Taking pictures, solving mysteries, fighting crime, and writing down everything that happens so SOMEBODY will remember because you, Auardon, clearly don't care to. 

Favorite School Subject: Evil Schemes and Nasty Plots, Unnatural Biology, Scheme Management 101, P.E, and Tall Tales and the Tellers Who Tell Them. They're my favorites because they help me and my friends' Detective work easier and more possible.

Father's Name (or alias): Horace Badun. 

Mother's Name (or alias): How am I supposed to know? My dad's had many wives (surprisingly).

Father's Profession: Cruella's bumbling, obedient servant basically. 

Mother's Profession: Again, I have no idea. 

Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer. 

Carlos because he was like family to me before we accidentally read his diary and found out that he saw us as nothing more than his "fake" friends. 

Thanks alot for that Carlos!

I don't really know how Mal and Jay are over there but I didn't like them too much while we were growing up and I didn't know Evie that well when they left for Auradon. 

So Carlos is my favorite if I have to choose. 

In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auradon. There is no wrong answer.

I want to come to Auradon so I don't end up getting murdered by Cruella like all of my siblings, cousins, aunts, and stepmothers were. 

I want to go to school with my cousin and my friends, and Carlos and learn all the things we see on tv. 

I want everyone to know about what all of us have gone through because of Auradon's horrible decisions. 

I want to go because the isle is poison and slowly killing all of the innocent (or less evil, at least) people here. 

The time does not fit the crime, especially for those of us who did nothing more than be born. 

We don't deserve to die for our parents' sins.

We don't deserve to die young without ever seeing the sun and without ever having fresh food and new things that didn't come from the trash.

I want my cousin, Hermie, and I to sleep somewhere other than Carlos's treehouse. 

I want Reza and his adoptive parents far, far away from his birth father and Yen Sid so he stops hating himself and so he's safe. 

I want Eddie to be able to find help taking care of his elderly parents so that he actually gets a childhood.

I want Yzla to be able to actually spend time with her father. 

I want all of the kids of the isle safe and free.

I want to be able to give all of the dead of the isle the proper burials they deserve. 

I want them to be remembered. 

You OWE us that much. 

You left us here.

We did nothing and you abandoned us.

Is that too much to ask for?

That you pull your head out of your asses and start owning up for what YOUR neglect had caused?

What did we do wrong? 

I hate you.

I hate you.

I HATE YOU. 

Every last one of you.

You're all murders with the blood of innocent BABIES and CHILDREN ON your hands! You're why my family is dead. Why me and my friends didn't have childhoods. 

I hate you. 

I hate you. 

I'm only filling this out because Jace, the other de Vil cousins, and my friends are too, and I'll be damned if I'm left behind. If I get forgotten. 

No one's gonna forget me or the other kids. Not on my watch. I'll make sure of it. That you'll see us. You can't erase us. You can't erase me. You can't erase JUSTICE. 

(STOP CROSSING SHIT OUT GUYS! THEY NEED TO SEE US!)

P.s I miss you Carlos. We all do. Even if you don't miss us, we miss you. 

Your inventions, designs, and Beezlebub are all safe. 

Just like I promised. 

Now do what you promised.

 Answer us. 

You haven't forgotten us have you?

Why haven't you written us? 

Why did you write all those awful things in the journals you gave us? 

I thought you were DIFFERENT!

Signature:

Harry B. 

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Name: Jason Nelson Badun. 

Known Aliases: Detective Badun, The Muscle, The brute, The strong man, The Gentle Giant, and Jace. 

Nicknames or Other: J.B, Jacey, 'Ason, J, Detective J, Detective, Mr J, The toothbrush shank kid, Mr Casanova, Curly, War Paint Boy, and Knuckles. 

Date of Birth or Best Guess: January 6th a little over a month before my cousin, Harry, was born. 

Place of Birth: Hell Hall on the Isle of the Lost.

Favorite Color: Lime Green. 

Favorite Activity: Shooting. 

Favorite School Subject: P.E. 

Father's Name (or alias): Jasper Badun.

Mother's Name (or alias): Katharina Stronghold.

Father's Profession: Cruella's lackey.

Mother's Profession: A strong woman from the Ringmaster's crew.

Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer. 

Carlos. 

He's family. 

Even if he doesn't feel the same about us.

In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auradon. There is no wrong answer.

I want to go to Auradon so I don't have to be on guard at all times just to keep my friends alive.

And so I can know if Carlos is okay and give him his cat back.

The fresh food and non, polluted water is also a factor that makes me want to go to Auradon. 

Signature:

Jace Badun.