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“Hello, ladies, gentlemen, and whatever the rest of you are,” Aizawa said. “We understand a lot of you are on a tight schedule due to being on the run from the law or have tried kill each other in the past, so we’ll make this celebration as short and sweet as possible to avoid any discomfort. Let the wedding begin!”
The crowd cheered, which was an interesting combination of hoots, hollers, and growls.
Aizawa grumbled.
First, Shigaraki came walking down the aisle looking as grumpy as Aizawa-which was way less grumpy than either of them had ever looked and would ever admit to look-he was holding the rings.
Then came Shoto and the lovely Kaina, walking down the aisle as best man and best woman.
Finally, Izuku and Toga came prancing down the aisle looking cheerful throwing rose petals, falling on the crowd instead of the aisle floor. Toga and Izuku were laughing and their smiles were wide.
”Everyone, if you still have your legs, please stand for the grooms,” Aizawa asked.
The guests stood and turned toward the back of the clearing.
The sounds of birds began to sing a… unique symphony as Hawks and Dabi appeared walking down the aisle both wearing white suits, holding each other's hand.
Despite all the gruesome guests, no one could deny that the ceremony had turned out to be beautiful. Even Endeavor who was in the audience looked less annoyed and agitated.
When Hawks and Dabi got to the pulpit, they turned to Aizawa, grinning. Aizawa seemed as aggravated as always but his mouth twitched upward a bit. “Well, sit down already,” Aizawa ordered the crowd. Once they’d obeyed, he continued officiating. “Four score and seven years ago-WAIT, wrong speech!”
He took a breath and started again. “Apologies-Dearly beloved we are gathered God knows where today to celebrate the joining of these two traumatized beings.” Aizawa nodded to Hawks, “Hawks, do you take Dabi, a man whose real name is not even Dabi, a man charged with countless burglaries, breaking and entering, and running from the law-”
”Don't forget murder!!” Endeavor called toward the pulpit.
”I wasn’t going to,” Aizawa replied. “And murder, attempted and of multiple degrees including in cold blood, to be your unlawfully wedded husband? In sickness and in health, in arrest and imprisonment, until death do you part and whatever happens after that?”
Hawks was beaming, “I do.”
Aizawa nodded at Dabi, “And Dabi, do you take this man, a national hero whose reputation you singlehandedly ruined, to be your outlawfully wedded husband? In sickness and in health, and yada yada, you know the rest?”
There really was no question in Dabi's mind, “I do.” Then he smiled a smile, he knew hed be happy with Hawks. His idiotic Hawks.
“Well in that case, let's get this thing over with!” Aizawa called out. “With the power semi entrusted in me by being a ‘public official’, I now pronounce you hero and villain! You may now kiss the-“
Hawks and Dabi locked lips and their crowd of guests roared in glee.
“-Bird” Aizawa finished, drowned out by the wild cheers. He smiled a small smile.