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Abilities.
Not much have them. In fact less than 3% of the world's population have them, so they aren't well known. Especially in a world that thrive on quirks and heroes.
There is only two differences between a ability and a quirk:
1. Abilities are not genetic, they will not permanently change someone's genetic structure. Abilities come from the spirt.
2. Abilities are stronger. They overwhelm quirk users.
Yokohama is simply fundamentally different than other places around the world. Heroes don't exist and they don't need to.
The people of Yokohama don't need the ridiculous analogy of good and bad, what good does it do anyways? All it does is label people. Immediately categorizing someone for the things they do without proper reason.
Yokohama isn't necessarily closed off the world, though it is said that if anyone entires, they'll never come back.
How silly does that sound?
It's not exactly true, a good portion of villains and heroes never came back because they decided it would be smart to appose the Port Mafia. Which ultimately, lead to their demise. Or at least traumatized to the point of said demise.
As long as anyone doesn't mess with the Port Mafia, them and their families will be perfectly fine. Speaking of which the Port Mafia's boss called in a boy, filled with bandages head to toe, perhaps this will ruin the peaceful day.
"You called, Mori?" A overly excessive bandaged teen walked into the office.
A blonde girl suddenly ran over to him with a drawing in her hands.
"Dazai! Dazai! Look!" The teen named Dazai looked down at the girl's drawing.
"Hello Elise, whatcha got there..." Dazai trailed off, looking at the decapitated picture of his prized student.
Akutagawa was it?
"...Well that certainly looks...interesting." Dazai said, not trying to be too mean.
"Thanks! Rintarou was too busy to acknowledge it." Elise pouted, glaring at him through ominous shadow of the room.
"Really? Such a meanie!" Dazai pretending to say it in disbelief. He does truly mean it when he said Mori is a "Meanie" though a "Asshole" fits him best.
"Now now, Elise-chan you know I'm busy." Mori's voice omits from the darkness.
"But when you do have time, you make me try all those annoying dresses!" Elise complained.
"I'll make it up to you with some cake later, right now I have business to pursue." Mori said.
"Fine!" Elise pouted before getting out of Dazai's way.
"Dazai, it's a pleasant surprise to see you here..on time." Mori said turning his head to Dazai
"It's quite a wonderful day to see you too Mori!" Dazai exclaimed.
He's obviously lying. They both know that.
"I take it there's another job that me and Chuuya have to pursue." Dazai said, knowing that the answer is obvious. I mean what else is he here for other that satisfying Mori's needs?
"Yes, however this one is a bit longer and may be more troublesome to complete." Mori sighed.
"Oh whatever do you mean? I'm just dying of anticipation." Dazai said making dramatic hand gestures.
"I'm sure your well aware of All Might taking part of UA's hero course correct?" Mori asked
"No actually. I honestly don't care what really happens out there." Dazai spinned around like a ballerina then saying his most desired wish, intertwining his hands.
"I simply just want to find a way to commit a painless yet wondrous to go out."
"And what about that friend of yours, Oda Sakunosuke?" Mori asked, well knowing that he is the only person, perhaps Chuuya as well, he cares so much about.
"The point is that I could care less what happens out there." Dazai turned his body back at Mori again, pretending to not sound annoyed when he mentioned Odasaku, admittedly a person he feels comfortable being around, he will never admit that aloud though, especially to Mori.
"What's this about? Infiltrating UA to gain information?"
"That, and I will also give you two some tasks to do. Your not completely off the hook." Mori said.
"Oh, and try not to get caught by heroes, that would be..unpleasant."
"You want us to infiltrate UA..does All Might uphold some information? Perhaps for..what was his name.. oh! All For One right?" Dazai asked, this also gave him the realization that heroes and villains have weird names.
"All For One had a grudge against us for quite some time... Though didn't All Might kill him?"
"That's simply what we don't know. Rumors have been popping up lately about his whereabouts." Mori said
"If he truly is alive.. what does he plan to do? Where is he? What is current motives and why? These are things we need to keep tabs of. Incase he strikes again."
"If we wanted information, shouldn't we go underground?" Dazai asked.
"Applying for a school seems like too much work.."
"It's to get rid of All Might as well. Not necessarily kill but take him out of commission." Mori said
"Unless if you wish to stay at UA for a few more years and legally become heroes..?"
"No, of course not. It'll be such a drag."
"I'll be sure to inform you when it may come to it."
"Why are we getting rid of the Oh So Fantastic #1 Hero in the first place?" Dazai questioned.
"Simple. He's a pest, he wants to get into Yokohama specifically to stop our "Villainy plans." If anything I'm doing him a favor not to get himself killed."
"What a fool he is!" Dazai laughed.
"Hasn't he seen multiple heroes and villains wash up on shore for trying to mess with Yokohama?
"Maybe he's blind as well.." Mori thought aloud.
"Either a dumbass or has balls of steel." He is still the #1 hero, not corruption strong, but nothing to laugh about if he punches you.
"And when will me and Chuuya be departing?" Dazai asked with enthusiasm.
"Tomorrow noon. Get your bags ready, I would hate it if you miss your ride." Mori said.
"Sounds boring~~" Dazai yawned to prove his point.
"If we are going to this school they are gonna look at are documents, have anything for that?"
"Oh I'm so glad you asked." Mori said rummaging through his drawer, and bring out two folders
"The information is already in, as well as your registered quirks. Yours is just fine, but Nakahara's will definitely need to be limited a bit."
"Cant wait to see Chibi's face when he hears that!" Dazai thought, smiling mischievously to himself.
"This is just your background information and quirks. " Mori handed Dazai the folder and while skimming through the paper.
"So basically me and Chuuya are childhood friends, who lives together with "my parents" because "Chuuya's parents" are working out of state.." Dazai summarized.
"Yes exactly that!" Mori chirped
"It just needed to be simple and believable. You will be staying at a apartment, if anything comes up about your guardians, I will take responsibility."
"So your gonna be my father?"
"Just for this mission." Mori answered.
"Your ride will drop you off there. The entrance exams will also start Monday." Mori informed
"Yeah whatever.." Dazai said looking like hes about to fall asleep.
"That's all?"
"For now, tell me intal through email." Mori said
"I expect the fonts to be legible, no comic sans (Mori despises comic sans) and the size must be 12 or greater, but not over 25, only highlight, underline,initialize, and bold what's important not the full document like last time."
"What are you? A teacher?" Dazai said as he is about to walk to the door.
"Oh and Dazai." He turned around
"Refrain from trying to kill yourself, for me and your future classmates."
Dazai giggled.
"No promises!"
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"Hey Chibi~" Dazai said slithering into the shorter's ginger's room.
"Damn Mackerel.." The shorter grumbled under his breath, writing reports of their last mission.
"What do you want Dazai?"
"You better start packing your bags Chuuya! Because we're going on a vacation!" Dazai shouted with glee
"Vacation?" Chuuya asked confused
"I wish!" Dazai whined then pouted.
"We have to go outside of Yokohama!"
"Isn't that supposed to be...exciting, if we're going on vacation?" Chuuya asked confused.
"Chibi, the vacation is our work! That's not exciting at all!" Dazai whined
"Mori said we're leaving tomorrow."
"Tomorrow?! I didn't even finish half of your reports!" Chuuya shouted in disbelief. Then he sighed.
"Where the hell are we even going?"
"To school! But not just any school, the best hero school in all of Japan!" Dazai said
"School?! Its already bad with you, now I have to be in a room with some wannabe heroes." Chuuya said looking absolutely done with his life.
"Chibi you wound me!" Dazai said dramatically
"Who knows, a slug like you could use more friends."
"Not with some heroes." Chuuya muttered, crossing his arms.
"Not to mention your gonna have to limit your ability." Dazai said
"Limit my what?! Why?!" Chuuya shouted
"Chibi do you see anyone at the age of 16 with almost perfect control of you 'quirk' outside of Yokohama?" Dazai asked
"You'll stick out like a sore thumb! Gotta limit it somehow..Ah you need to stop flying!"
"Seriously..?" Chuuya grumbled.
"Yup! Orders from Mori!"
Chuuya sighed in defeat.
"Hmm maybe Chibi's height would be a issue too..." Dazai pondered.
"They'll think your a middle...no elementary student!"
"Shut up about my height damn it! I'm still growing!" Chuuya shouted
"Maybe Slug should drink more milk. Then I'll believe you." Dazai sneered
"Shut up you damn waste of bandages!" Chuuya insulted.
"Aww Chibi is so upset!" Dazai said patronizing him more.
"Why you—" Dazai cut him off waving a piece of paper in front of Chuuya's face.
"The hell is this?" Chuuya asked taking the paper
"Well, we will be needing a background, it sounds pretty convincing right?" Dazai said
"Yeah I guess so...wait.." Chuuya cut himself off, becoming absolutely disgusted at a certain sentence.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT!" Chuuya screamed shoving the paper back at his face.
"Oh, the secret lovers part? Yeah Elise just put that there." Dazai said.
"Not a huge deal."
"Not a huge deal my ass! What if they put that in our documents!" Chuuya shouted.
"Why would they? It's useless information anyways."
"The idea makes me wanna gag." Chuuya said but his face turned a red.
Dazai gasped at this.
"Oh my! Don't say the all mighty Nakahara Chuuya is becoming flustered!" Dazai said like he was a stage actor.
"This is truly a turn of events!"
"Shut up you bastard!" Chuuya tried to kick him but failed due to Dazai moving out of the way.
"Chuuya you should know by now that I know your every move~" Dazai said with a shit eating grin
"Creepy bastard.." Chuuya grumbled
"Anything else to tell me about this dumb mission?"
"Hmm..well we are staying at a apartment and leaving at noon tomorrow! Also the entrance exams is on Monday, try not to fail." Dazai said rather quickly aiming for the door.
"I'm not failing and where the hell are you going?" Chuuya asked
Dazai smiled a bit. But it was slightly noticeable.
"I'm just meeting someone, someone important."
______
Dazai sat.
He ordered a drink, though he hasn't drunk it yet.
He's waiting.
The bar quite empty, some customers still lied, planning to leave at any moment.
Then the door opened revealing a significantly taller ginger with blue eyes
"Hey Odasaku!" Dazai waved at him.
Odasaku nodded and sat down next to him.
"The usual." Oda said to the bartender.
"Hey Odasaku! How've you been? What about the kids?Wheres Ango?" Dazai asked bombarding him with questions.
"Me and the children are doing well. As for Ango well..he couldn't make it." Odasaku said
"Really?! So annoying!" Dazai whined
"I've kinda been hoping to see him before I left."
"Where are you going?" Oda asked.
"I'm going to some boring hero school in Musutafu." Dazai putting extra emphasis in the boring
"What was it called again..Oh UA!"
"A hero school? How come?" Oda asked as he received his drink from the bartender.
"A job from Mori, I would never consider being a hero, not once!" Dazai said
Oda hummed then took a sip of his drink.
"I mean hero's and villains are practically the same, theres no true good or bad in this world." Dazai said spinning in his chair.
"Your a prime example of that Odasaku."
"Hm?" Odasaku turned to him.
"You work in the mafia, yet you take care of orphans and never kill." Dazai said as he stopped spinning in his chair.
"Your a strange one. I find that interesting."
"Not as strange as you." Oda said, as Dazai took a sip if his drink.
"Ahh, I suppose." Dazai said.
"So how many dead bodies did you dispose of today?"
"None, but I did dispose of a bomb." Oda said
"Really?! So cool! Why can't I do that!" Dazai whined
"I could just end it all and explode, a fascinating way to go out! Though not very painless.."
"I'm just the mafia's handyman." Oda said
"They don't want executives doing all the dirty work."
"But the dirty work sounds cooler than going to some hero school." Dazai complained
"Being a hero could be nice." Oda said
"And why's that?" Dazai was actually curious to know his answer.
"If being a hero and a villain means the same to you, then instead of harming others, helping others would be better." Oda explained.
"It could make life a bit more brighter for you."
"Life..more brighter?" Dazai mused.
Could being a hero, really make my life "brighter". Will it give me a reason to live?
"Then in that case, Odasaku, you should help me make a hero outfit! I'm thinking about the clothes I have now but cooler."
"Then make it cooler." Odasaku said, as Dazai asked the bartender for a paper and pencil.
"Maybe something that looks casual."
"Oh your so right! People would give me strange looks if I wear a suit, I don't want to look too out of the ordinary." Dazai said as he received his paper and pencil and started to draw.
"Well unless a office suit is what I'm going for. But it'll still be dubbed as unusual since a suit isn't typically for fighting."
Dazai drew a stick figure of himself and drew a black shirt with black pants, and grey boots.
"I think this looks good, for a rough sketch..but its missing something.." Dazai said as he analyzed his drawing.
"Oh Odasaku, I think I know the perfect thing!"
"Hm?" Odasaku turned to him.
"Before I leave, I'll ask you to give it to me. It'll definitely complete my hero outfit!" Dazai said with glee.
"And then I'll send you pictures of me when I get it!"
"Alright then."
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"Hey Chibi~" Dazai taunted as he ferociously knocked on the door of his apartment.
He waited for a bit until he looked down upon a grumpy ginger, in a baggy white shirt and gray shorts.
"Dazai," Chuuya began, taking a second to actually think of words to say. "it is 1am in the goddamn morning, what the hell do you want?" Chuuya asked, clearly tired.
"And why are you still in your clothes?"
"Can I sleep with you tonight?" Dazai asked ignoring his question.
"The hell? No! Why can't you sleep in your own room— did you even pack?" Chuuya asked not seeing a bag or suitcase in his hands.
"No I didn't pack, but my 'room' is too far away." Dazai whined. His 'room' being a shipping container. He'll have to go back there in the morning for clothes, but for now he honestly would rather sleep on Chuuya's floor than in there, at the moment.
"And you see I'm very tired."
"Couldn't you have called someone to pick you up? You are a executive after all."
Chuuya gave him a irritated look, then sighed in defeat.
"Fine. But your sleeping on the couch." Chuuya said letting Dazai in.
"Awe thank you." Dazai said stepping inside.
"I honestly expected you to kick me out." He didn't really, since Chuuya would be the type of person to help some old lady cross the road.
"I will if you keep talking like that." Chuuya said.
The apartment was relatively clean, the dim light of a lamp showed multiple wine bottles on the living room and kitchen area.
"Wow Chibi your apartment is actually clean." Dazai said in fake awe.
"Seriously, don't make me kick you out." Chuuya threatened, going to a basket that held a few blankets and throwing one of the blankets on the couch.
"There, and I expect you to take a shower tomorrow morning, you reek."
"Aww Chibi is so kind!" Dazai exclaimed as he walked over to the couch.
"Shut up damn it." Chuuya yawned walking over to the dim lamp.
"Night Dumbass."
"Goodnight Chibi."
He turned off the light.
______
"Hey... hey shitty Mackerel wake up!" Chuuya shouted shaking him awake.
"Wha— Chuuya..?" Dazai groaned.
"Just a little longer..."
Realistically, he wasn't sleeping for majority of the night, he was scrolling on his phone majority of the time, avoiding the need of sleep.
"Do you have a hangover or some shit?" Chuuya asked, becoming impatient with Dazai.
"No..I shouldn't have, I barely drank last night." Dazai now sat up noticing what Chuuya was wearing.
"You shouldn't wear your suit y'know, people will stare."
"So? Why should I give a shit?" Chuuya asked.
"It'll draw some unwanted attention." Dazai yawned.
"Your wearing bandages head to toe." Chuuya claimed.
"And me wearing a suit is going to draw unnecessary attention?"
"I'm not taking off my bandages, like you aren't taking off that tacky hat." Dazai argued.
"My hat isn't tacky, it's unique" Chuuya said.
"Unique is another word for 'I know its ugly but I'm gaslighting myself so I think I look cool.'"
"Go take a shower now, I'll get you a towel when your done." Chuuya ignored his statement.
"You got extra bandages too?" Dazai asked, the answer being most likely no.
"I'm not a damn mummy like you." Chuuya said.
"And if you keep whining, I won't make you breakfast."
"Chibi is so rude! Fine, if you insist." Dazai got up from the couch and walked to the bathroom.
"I'm using up all your hot water!"
"I'll kill you!"
After Dazai's shower, he put of the same bandages from yesterday.
"That was quite refreshing!" Dazai said as he stepped out of the bathroom with the same clothes he had last night.
"Chibi~ I left the towel in the bathroom okay!"
"Whatever." You could hear Chuuya aggressively chop vegetables.
"What do you want on your omelette?"
"I don't really care, put whatever you want. Perhaps put some poison in it so I can die!" Dazai said enthusiastically.
"Do you think I just have poison lying around?" Chuuya asked, as he continued to vigorously cut vegetables.
"Sigh, I guess not." Dazai said, grabbing his phone that was next to the couch.
"Oh, Kouyou-san messaged me!"
"Ane-san? What did she say?" Chuuya asked.
"Our ride will be in front of the Port Mafia by 1:00pm (13:00) sharp, it's 10:32(am) right now." Dazai said.
"She also says she loves us and stay safe."
"Tell her I said I love her too, also you better tell Ane-san you love her back." Chuuya said
"Of course I will Chibi!" Dazai threw the phone to Chuuya, he caught it with his gravity.
"You can write it for me. After all you are my dog~"
"I'm not your dog, I already write practically all of your reports." Chuuya said, hovering Dazai's phone over to the trash.
"If you don't write it, I'll drop it, and make sure it breaks."
"Fine...Chibi is so mean.." Dazai said as Chuuya threw his phone back at him.
"I love you too, also Chuuya says he loves you. Heart emoji, heart emoji, and finally pleading emoji (🥺). Send!" Dazai said aloud as he typed and sending it to Kouyou. "There. is that good?"
"Thats as good as it gets from you." Chuuya said, frying Dazai's egg now.
"I'm almost done with yours."
"I hope you put poison in it! Or at least a few crab.." Dazai said as he started to randomly scroll through his phone.
"I actually do have some crab in it, since the last time you broke into my apartment." Chuuya said, as he continued to cook.
"You say it like you don't mind me breaking into your home." Dazai grinned.
"Of course I do. You should really stop doing it, especially in the middle of the night." Chuuya set his food on a plate.
"It's done!"
"Oh how great!" Dazai said as he jumped off the couch to get his food.
"Huh? I thought you said you were making me a omelette."
"I made it into scrambled eggs instead, I messed up." Chuuya said as he starter cooking his own eggs.
"I feel like you did this just to spite me." Dazai whined, sitting down back in the couch.
"Don't mess up my couch." Chuuya said, ignoring what Dazai said.
"Hmp." Dazai angrily chewed on the eggs.
He immediately spat them out.
"This tastes terrible!"
"How?!"
"Bleh! Too much salt."In all honestly it tasted pretty good, its just that Dazai wanted to fuck around with Chuuya.
"Stupid Chibi." Dazai typed numbers on his phone and gave someone a call.
"If you don't like it, then stave I don't care." Dazai knows he secretly does.
Chuuya started to make his own eggs while playing on some cute dog videos. Making sure its the finest of quality.
______
"This better be enough to last.." Dazai mumbled to himself, as he is now walking out the dump and into a car that the Port Mafia sent for him. He also replaced his wet bandages with the dry ones in his luggage.
"Even if my clothes have are mostly darkened themed, people can just mistake me a some edgy troubled teenager, not that I am though. And for Chuuya could pretend to be some fifth grader dressing up for what he wants to be when he grows up." Dazai thought, laughing to himself as placed his two luggages in the back seat. He didn't have much, one for some clothes and the other filled with bandages! What could you possibly need?
"Straight to the Mafia please!" He told the driver as he sat down in the front seat. Dazai for majority of the ride stared at the window and checked his phone for the the time periodically.
When they finally arrived, Dazai had ask the the driver to make out his luggages and wait till his ride arrives. He walks into the Port Mafia with annoyance written on his face. He didn't tell Chuuya the whole message Ane-san sent, which was being called to Mori's office with no explanation. Though whatever it is, Mori will have to make it quick since he only has less than 20 minutes to say goodbye to Odasaku, Ango as well if he has time.
Dazai walked up to Mori's door and knocked. He hated when people didn't knock.
"Come in." The voice on the other side said.
Dazai opened the door and again was greeted by Elise with another drawing.
"Dazai! Look at this!" Elise showed him a drawing of Chuuya as a dead mermaid? Interesting..
"Doesn't look good?"
"This might be one of my favorites, Elise." Dazai didn't really lie there. Chuuya being a mermaid? A bit odd. Chuuya being dead? A wonderful concept. He wonders how long Chuuya can last with corruption.
"Osamu." Oh so Mori is serious, Dazai thought. Typically when he uses his first name he's either in trouble or...
Oh.
Oh fuck no.
"I know I didn't do anything that would be worthy of punishment lately, and if it what I think it is, we won't have enough time." He has places to be right now.
"Oh my! I didn't think you'd be so paranoid." Mori said.
"I just wanted to see my favorite subordinate before you leave."
"You just want to see me in a dress." Dazai said.
"We both know that you have a interesting preference of defenseless children."
"Oh, you wound me, Dazai!" Mori then stared at him.
"I trust you won't have any attachment to anyone there."
"Why would I? Are you doubting me?"
"I hope l don't have reason to." Mori said
"Though you have been neglecting your duties lately, you don't even train Akutagawa much anymore, I'm sure he's upset."
"He is more than cable to be able to train himself." Dazai wouldn't give him any praise him in his face though, ultimately because he didn't need it.
"And yet your so weak to crawl back to Sakunosuke, from our little play sessions." Mori cooed.
"You have nothing to gain from him."
"Course I know that." He truly has nothing to gain from him. The Slug can give him power and status. Ango could give him information to make other organizations cower. But Odasaku...what would he even offer? Probably Spicy curry. Dazai smiled softly at the thought.
"I don't intend to keep him close to me. He's just a pawn till then."
"I suppose thats great to hear." Mori brought out a folder that was on his desk.
"Take this with you. It has the info on every hero at the school. Read it out with Nakahara. Until then your dismissed, your ride will be here soon."
With a yawn, Dazai took the folder from his desk and left Mori's office.
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"Hey Odasaku! Oh and Ango!" Dazai walked into a room that looks seemingly like a library.
"Here." Oda gave him something in a clear plastic opening.
"Awe you remembered Odasaku!" Dazai took the coat from him and inspected it. A tan coat that looked quite oversized for Dazai.
"Oh~ smells like lavender!"
"Yes, I washed it beforehand." Oda said
"I haven't worn it much, it should be okay."
"Whats that coat for?" Ango asked from behind, pushing up his glasses.
"I'm going to AU and will be needing a hero costume, since I have to be in the hero course." Dazai sighed.
"A hero school?" Ango questioned.
"Job from Mori." Oda answered.
"And it's gonna be so boring!!" Dazai complained like a child.
Suddenly his phone rang.
"Must be the slug." He muttered as he answered it.
"Yellow—"
"Where the hell are you damn it! It's almost time to go."A angry voice on the other end shouted.
"Our ride is about to arrive in less than 5 minutes.
"I'll be out there soon, just saying my goodbyes, we'll be leaving for a while y'know~"
"We can see them on days we don't have missions." Chuuya reasoned
"Just make it quick."
"Will do Chibi!" Dazai then ended the call.
"How about we all take a picture before I go."
"Why—"
"Come on Ango you heard Chuuya. Almost time~" Dazai said about to make a selfie.
"Alright then." Dazai then pulled Ango, into frame.
Odasaku being next to Dazai, his face just barely showing.
"Everyone say Dazai is the best!"
"No—" A flash suddenly blinded his eyes.
"Ooo~ you look so funny, Ango." Dazai shoved the picture in his face. He was clearly squinting in the photo.
"You put the flash on, it's not even dark." Ango said, fixing his glasses.
"Oda isn't even in the frame!"
"Yes he his! Just barely." Dazai then showed the picture to Odasaku.
"Look!"
"You have 3 minutes to make it to the front of the Port Mafia." Oda said looking at the time on Dazai's phone.
"Sigh, it looks like I must depart, I'll probably visit." Dazai then ran out the door."
"Buh bye!"
"He's a weird one." Ango sighed.
"We all know, Ango."
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"Chuuya I'm here~" Dazai sang, as he arrived around two minutes late.
"About time, your stuff is already in the car." Chuuya said as he leaned against the car.
"Wow, Mori is so extra for getting a limo." Dazai said, looking at the black car, unimpressed.
"I know. But I never been inside one before, kinda excited." Chuuya looked back at the car.
"Why wouldn't you be? Spending all of your allowance on wine." Dazai said
"Only the finest of wine." Chuuya opened the door.
"Looks a lot less cool than I imagined.." Dazai suddenly
pushed Chuuya inside.
"The hell?!"
"Oops! My hand slipped!" Dazai snickered
"I ought to kill you one day." Chuuya grumbled as he went inside and sat down.
"Chibi is so kind!" Dazai also went in siting in the opposite side of the car of Chuuya.
"Oh, I just remembered something!"
"Don't tell me you forgot something.." Chuuya grumbled.
"We're already leaving so, it's too late."
"I just forgot to tell Akutagawa that I was leaving for a while. Whoopsies! Looks like he has to train himself now." Like Mori said, he hasn't been training him lately, Dazai just told him to train himself. Perhaps on days they can go back to the Mafia he will and see how much he progressed.
"Do they have any crab here?" The started to search around the limo's interior around his area.
"What! Why didn't you tell him, he's probably wondering where you are right now." Chuuya yelled.
"Oh yeah, I also forgot my charger." Dazai then sat upside down and peaked under the seats.
"Your not using my charger." Chuuya said.
"You probably have a better phone then me anyways." Dazai then groaned.
"Ugh! Is there seriously no crab at all?!" Dazai then sat back up like a functional person.
"You should at least text Ane-san or Hirotsu to inform him." Chuuya advised.
"You go do it!" Dazai then got his game console out of nowhere and started playing.
"I'm too busy."
"What the— where did that even come from?" Chuuya questioned.
"My pocket." Dazai starts to aggressively hit buttons.
"So what's your time estimate?" Chuuya took his phone out of his pocket, his wallpaper being a 'Aesthetic Wine Background' he found on Pinterest.
"4-5 hours, we'll be there at around 17:30 (5:30 pm), 18:30 (6:30 pm) the latest." Dazai clearly is struggling on his game.
"Did you bring your console and controllers?"
"I did. I also brought my T.V. with me." Chuuya then started to scroll and text on his phone. (Those small TV with stands)
"There, I contacted Hirotsu."
"Good doggy!"
"Hey!"
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"Hey Chibi~" Dazai started to poke at Chuuya's face.
"We're here"
"Cool, now let me sleep." Chuuya groaned, covering his eyes with his arm.
"Sigh, Slug is being so very complicated right now." Dazai started to pull is leg off the seat.
"Your such a stubborn dog!"
"I'm not a dog! Damn it!" Chuuya grumbled.
"Well you sure do bark like one." Dazai then gave up pulling Chuuya off the seat. He totally could drag Chuuya around, but thats a lot of hard work, it's practically doing him a favor, well unless Dazai purposely drags his face to destroy the homes of ants. Fire ants specifically.
"Maybe even bite like one too."
"Fine, I'll get up!" Chuuya then sat up on the seat and took his own phone.
"Happy now?"
"Very!" Dazai chirped
"This place looks surprisingly nice."
Chuuya looked through the window and saw four gray clean apartment buildings.
"It does." Chuuya answered.
"Our stuff is already inside," Dazai slipped out of the car then raised his hand.
"So then Sleeping Beauty, shall we go?"
"Go fuck yourself." Chuuya insulted, but took his hand anyways.
Dazai grinned at him, then lead him to the apartment that had a big letter '2' on it. You could see the two subordinates taking up there luggages.
"It's so spacious in here!" Dazai said in awe. Much bigger than his shipping container.
"And it's clean." Chuuya let go of Dazai's hand and walked inside with him.
"And you better keep it clean. I'm not cleaning all of your crab cans."
"Chibi is so mean!" Dazai pouted.
"Well you better not leave all of your wine bottles."
"I wouldn't." Chuuya said. Its only true to some extent.
"Nakahara, Dazai-kun, We have successfully took your items to your new apartment." Both of the subordinates we're at the door.
"Thank you. We will contact The Boss that we have arrived." Chuuya said, formerly and authority in his voice.
"Ooo~ Chibi is so formal!" Dazai teased.
"Shut up Mackerel!"
"Is their anything else we can do?" The subordinate asked.
"Double check if we left anything in car, if not, your free to leave. Thank you again." Chuuya said.
"It is not a problem Nakahara." Then the subordinates left.
"You talk like if you were a executive, Chibi." Dazai teased.
"I better be once this mission is done." Chuuya started to unpack his things.
"Did you bring anything to sleep on?"
"I brought a blanket."
"Is...is that it?" Chuuya then brought pulled out a futon mattress in the piles of luggages.
"Yup!"
"Your sleeping on the floor tonight." He deadpanned.
"What?! Chibi is so rude! How could he do this!" Dazai whined.
"I can offer you one pillow." Chuuya said throwing it on Dazai's face.
"You can have the futon tomorrow since I'm bring some of my furniture from my apartment as well."
"Awe Chibi is so kind!" Dazai now holds the white fluffy pillow in his hands.
"Still sleeping on the floor, also I get the biggest room here."
"What! Thats so unfair!"
The two bickered and played video games until it was getting late and decided to buy take out. Chuuya set up his futon and made Dazai sleep on the floor with a single blanket and pillow.
And then they lived happily ever after...
Well the UA exams, were two days away.