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“Welcome to the Apothecary, home of the magic latte. Pick your poison.”
“Oh…” The boy looks perplexed. “A magic latte, I guess?”
“We only have drip coffee.”
“Then why would you offer a latte?”
She runs a hand through her already ragged curls. “Because the campus administration has decided that the indignity of labor in the midst of a collapsing world is not enough humiliation on its own.”
“What?”
She grabs a cup, fills it, and then shoves it into his hands. “Because my boss is a giant dick. Have a magical day.”
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A valentine's fic for anyone who's ever worked a shitty customer service job, had a shitty manager, or vibed a litttttttle too hard to lucy dacus.