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    Patrick laughs. “Oh, so we’re allowed to make fun of it then? Cause I’ve gotta say—“

    “No,” Jackie says, turning to him just as two wolves go flying through the air to attack each other laughably. “We get to make fun of it. Just like we get to make fun of you. But no one else gets to make fun of you, because you’re our dumb brother, and we love you.”

    Erica and Jessica choose that moment to enter without knocking, loudly pushing and shoving for a place on the couch, smacking him on the thigh until he scoots over far enough for their liking.

    “So I’m the ‘Teen Wolf’ of brothers?” Patrick asks, for clarification.

    The girls all share a look and then burst out laughing.

    “Sure, Pattycakes,” Erica says and pats his leg condescendingly. “You’re amusing and kind of a hot mess, but we love you because we’ve been dealing with you from the beginning. Plus, your life is full of drama, and we ship you with a dude you are clueless about.”

    They all laugh loudly.

    **

    or

    Patrick Kane's summer after the Blackhawks win the Cup (it isn't about Teen Wolf. I promise).

    **

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