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"Ben"
"Bennnnnn"
"Benerinooooo"
"WHAT KLAUS!"
"do you think the fountain of youth exists?"
"no, why would it?"
"I mean, given the world we live in, I can see ghosties, you have a octopus monster in your belly, time travel is real, why not the fountain of youth?"
"don't you think people would be talking about it more if it existed?"
"I mean, maybe people just don't believe them?"
"why, did you want to go?"
"pfffttt of course benerino! What a silly question?"
"okay....why"
"I mean, I can't die, but I can obviously get older, so why wouldn't I want to stay young and hot forever?"
"ugh, Klaus, you're so vain!"
"yes thank you brother, I know!"
"that was not a compliment"
"eh, I'll take it"
"soooo do you wanna help?"
"help?"
"help me find the fountain of youth, obviously!"
"do I even have a choice?"
"not really. But if you help it will be much faster!"
"..."
"hey, do you think if you go into it you'll become un-dead?"
"WHAT?"
"not like zombie un-dead, like alive again!"
"..."
"..."
"alright I'll help you."
"YAYYYYY!"
THE END.