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Crack? Yes. Written like crack? I'm not sure man? 😍
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"MANNN I wanted to spend valentines day with a girl this year"
Igarashi said, as he slumped down onto the mattress on the floor, clearly disappointed
"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY YEAR TO GET A DATE"
He looked near tears
Most of team Z at this point were in the room watching this said act happen
"SHUT UP"
Rachi yelled
"Calm down everyone, we're all a little on edge right now, but hey! They're giving us a break"
'Bless Kuon' isagi thought, with all the extra noise it was hard to even think about rest, luckily they did have a break inside tomorrow
'Something about meetings and commercial advertising i guess'
Currently all of team Z minus Chigiri was inside they're room, they were gonna talk about what to do tomorrow but now everyone is complaining about valentines
"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN, THERES NO WOMEN HERE"
He looked to he near tears
"Hey isagi"
Bachira whispered him over
"Doesn't Igarashi look a little pathetic"
"HUH"
And so the fighting began
Isagi was off to the side watching the Civil War break out, all talking about past valentines (or lack there of)
Isagi himself only ever received valentines in those parties they had at elementary, so he was a tad bit embarrassed, meanwhile Bachira (the poor soul who deserved better) hadn't seemed to ever receive one, but he seemed quite confident in berating those who were self conscious about there number
As the fighting continued the door opened revealing a very pretty figure
Chigiri stood in the typical attire, however the way he stood and how he looked made it seem so much... more
His hair and face looked so pretty right now.
The fighting stopped as he walked in, however not seeming to feel the stares chigiri continued down to his spot to brush out his hair
He finally stopped when he realized how quite it was and looked at his teammates
"Hello?"
"CHIGIRI WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE"
Chigiri coughed
"Huh?!"
"PLEASE"
At this point Igarashi was at chigiris feet begging like a mut
"Please please please please ple-"
"Okay why don't we stop"
Kuon said, however his convincing tone had lost its edge
Kunigami walked up and pulled Igarashi back
"Your freaking everyone out"
Igarashi squirmed out and latched onto chigiri
"Were all thinking it, I'm just courageous enough to ask"
Suddenly he slipped pushing back onto chigiri
*Insert that high pitched squeak people let out when they slip*
Before chigiri could hit the floor isagi ran up behind him to catch him
Bachira came up and pushed Igarashi the rest of the way down and sat upon his back
"What did I say. Desperate."
Chigiri sat clung onto isagi a little shaken from the encounter
Isagi looked down unsure what to do for him..
Chigiri stood up suddenly, brushed off his knees and walked over to grab his hair and skin supplies.
"Once he's calmed down from his sudden heat wave, please come and retrieve me from the cafeteria"
"WAIT CHI-"
Bachira hit him with a pillow
"Twill be done swiftly your majesty, leave it all to your knights in less than comfy clothing"
Chigiri rolled his eyes at Bachira before leaving
...
"WHAT THE FUCK"
Isagi was shocked at Kunigamis sudden out burst
"Dude, he finally gets comfortable enough not only to show his gift but also to not run (haha) away when we include him in our activities, and then you pull this shit, and because your desperate for a fucking valentine in blue lock?!"
Igarashi looked to have his timbers shivered
"Okay I agree bu-"
"No fuck your team captain shit, chigiri just had to leave his own fucking space because he couldn't get his dick to shut up"
"I WASNT-"
Smack
"I agree with kuni here, desperate and horny people aren't cute sis"
Kuon sighed
"Yeah your right, how about this"
And that's how Igarashi ended up locked in a closet
Kunigami braided chigiris hair and everything was well
The end