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Dewey created a new group chat

Dewey renamed the chat to gay chaos

Dewey changed their name to LetsDeweyIt!!

LetsDeweyIt!! : Heeyy 😆

LetsDeweyIt!! : Wait

LetsDeweyIt!! added Huey, Lucy, and Webby

Lucy : tf is this dewey?

Lucy : oh ew deadname

Lucy changed their name to evil triplet

LetsDeweyIt!! : A group chat! Duh 🙄

evil triplet : ya i knew that smart ass

evil triplet : whyd you make it?

Huey : It’s why’d. Why’d is a conjunction of why and did.

evil triplet : shut up

Huey: Oh. I'm not using the name the app is set to right now, does anyone know how to change it?

evil triplet : stop texting with periods and capitals! nobody does that!

Huey : I do! Plus it is appropriate to use proper spelling, grammar, and capitalization in any form of writing. That includes texts!

Webby : halley I can show u!! d(^_^o)

Huey: Oh, thanks Webby!

Huey changed their name to I can Recite the JWG in My Sleep

Webby : Wait .. can u actually?? Σ੧(❛□❛✿)

I Can Recite the JWG in My Sleep : Yes I can.

LetsDeweyIt!! : OmG Webby how’d u get those emojis??? 🧐

Webby : come over here i’ll show u!! (*^ω^*)

Dewey : oka!! 😁

Webby changed their name to Swordhorses!!

LetsDeweyIt!! : Omg thx Webs!! these r sooo cool!!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

Swordhorses!! : Np (๑>◡<๑)

Swordhorses!! : Hey lena isn’t in the chat!

evil triplet : there’s a reason

Swordhorses!! : (๑•ૅㅁ•๑) ?

Swordhorses!! : ima add them!!! (*≧∀≦*)

evil triplet : god has forsaken us all

Swordhorses!! : Wdym ?? (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

evil triplet : all u evr do is flirt w her and it is sickening

I Can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : Making assumptions is wrong, but I believe you are saying that because you are single.

evil triplet : shut up u r to!

I Can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : You used the wrong to. You would use too in this context. Also your statement is incorrect.

evil triplet : ??

LetsDeweyIt!! : OmG did u finally tell Boyd u like him!!?? ((o(^∇^)o))

I Can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : I haven’t told him necessarily, but I did ask him out.

LetsDeweyIt!! : Finally!!!! (^○^)

Swordhorses!! added Lena, Violet, and Gosalyn

Lena changed their name to magicshadowbitch

magicshadowbitch : hey cutie (webby)

SwordHorses!! : Hiii Lena!! \(//∇//)\

Violet : We are not even a second into this group chat and you two have already started flirting. You see what I have to put up with here?

evil triplet : that’s what i said!

Violet changed their name to Violent Violet

Gosalyn : I like ur name vi!

Violent Violet : Thank you Gosalyn

Gosalyn changed their name to lesbiansuperhero

lesbiansuperhero : np cutie !!

evil triplet : h’boy now theirs more lesbians flirting

Violent Violet : I’m bisexual actually.

I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep: Incorrect their’s you would use there’s in this case.

Swordhorses!! : Hey how come mayflower and junebug aren’t in the chat? (OvO)

LetsDeweyIt!! : oh right i forgot they existed for a sec (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

Swordhorses!! : How dare u forget abt ur siblings!!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

LetsDeweyIt!! : okay i’ll add them!! (°▽°)

LetsDeweyIt!! added May and June

May changed their name to mayflower

June changed their name to junebug

Swordhorses!! : they used my nicknames for them (*´꒳`*) so proud (ToT)/~~~

LetsDeweyIt!! : ( T_T)＼(^-^ )

LetsDeweyIt!! added B.O.Y.D

evil triplet : oh hell no

B.O.Y.D changed their name to BeOnlyYourselfDude!!

I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep: Hi Boyd :)

BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Hello Halley! ( ^ω^ )

evil triplet : the only time halley ever uses an emoji is to text her boyfriend of course

Swordhorses!! : OmG Boyd u use the japanese emojis too!! ((o(^∇^)o))

BeYOnlyYourselfDude!! : They are called kaomojis and yes. (^｡^)

evil triplet : why is everyone in this group chat in a relationship except me and may??

LetsDeweyIt!! : I’m not!! (OvO)

junebug : Nether am I!! (°▽°)

evil triplet : that’s different u guys r aroace u guys don’t want a relationship but i very much want one

mayflower : same but every girl i know is taken !! m(_ _)m

evil triplet : every boy i know is taken

mayflower : we are in solidarity

evil triplet : a sad solidarity

mayflower : yes

evil triplet : webby wtf r u doing i can hear so much noise from ur room

Swordhorses!! : i’m seeing how many marshmallows i can fit in my mouth!! (*^ω^*)

evil triplet : of course u r

magicshadowbitch : don’t do that pink u will choke i know from experience

Swordhorses!! : aww r u worried abt me?
(〃ω〃)

magicshadowbitch : with some of the shit u do? always

mayflower : stop being cute lesbians ur making me jealous!!

magicshadowbitch : suck it may

magicshadowbitch : webby i love you so fucking much and u make me so fucking happy ur the best thing that’s ever happened to me and i fucking love you

Swordhorses!! : \(//∇//)\

Swordhorses!! : I love you to lena !!
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

mayflower : lena stop being a bitch

junebug : Don’t swear May!! You will get in trouble!!

junebug : I knew Louie was a bad influence!!

evil triplet : omg thx june it’s an honour

junebug : shut tf up

mayflower : june!! ur such a hypocrite!!
Σ（・□・；）

junebug : I am :)

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BeOnlyYourslefDude!! : We should all have a sleepover!! ((o(^∇^)o))

Violent Violet : At the Mcduck Manor I assume

BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Yep! (*´꒳`*)

LetsDeweyIt!! : OmG I’ll paint everyone’s nails!!! ( ^ω^ )

mayflower : i don’t trust u

evil triplet : while u shouldn’t trust dewey in anything they r good at doing nails

lesbiansuperhero : can u so them darkwing colours 4 my dad?

LetsDeweyIt!! : ofc!! (*^ω^*)

lesbiansuperhero : keen gear!

LetsDeweyIt!! : Everyone tell me wut colours u want so I can set up!!!! (^○^)

lesbiansuperhero: in a sec asking my dad if i can come

evil triplet : neon green and black

magicshadowbitch : lol emo

evil triplet : ur 1 to talk bitch

magicshadowbitch : anyway neon pink and black

Swordhorses!! : light pink and neon pink!! (*^ω^*)

lesbiansuperhero : dark purple light purple and dark blue

lesbiansuperhero : also i can come

magicshadowbitch : tf took u so long to ask ur dad??

lesbiansuperhero : he was making out with Launchpad when i came into the room

magicshadowbitch : yk i could have gone without an answer actually

mayflower : light yellow light pink and white

junebug : light blue dark blue and white

Violent Violet : Dark purple, black, and blood red.

magicshadowbitch : omg my sister joined the emo side

evil triplet : one of us

magicshadowbitch: one of us

I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : Dark red and light red.

BeOnlyYourslefDude!! : Same as Halley!!

evil triplet : damn it why do all u couples have to get matching like stop making me jealous

mayflower : ya!! (￣^￣)ゞ

BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Me and Halley aren’t dating?

evil triplet : u aren’t?

evil triplet: okay well now u r cuz Halley has a huge crush on u and u obviously like her back so ya

evil triplet : oh shit halley’s gonna kill me now

evil triplet : so long gudvjjfsrujvxsruikjv tovdtjvxrkn

mayflower : nooo! (T ^ T)

mayflower : i will avenge u brother !! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

LetsDeweyIt!! : Holy shit Halley’s fucking killing Louie up there (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

evil triplet : i gave her my allowance for the week so she let me go

mayflower : awww :(

evil triplet : i thought u were my friend may

mayflower : no aww that i can’t kill somebody for u (T ^ T)

evil triplet : oh u still can!

mayflower : yay!! (*^ω^*)

junebug : don’t kill anyone may (*⁰▿⁰*)

mayflower: no promises ^ - ^

LetsDeweyIt!! : Anyway

LetsDeweyIt!! : Movie requests ppl!! Wut u wanna watch ??? Σ੧(❛□❛✿)

evil triplet : ottoman empire

LetsDeweyIt!! : Not a movie

BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Wall-e !! (*^ω^*)

evil triplet : ofc ur gay robot ass wants to watch a movie abt gay robots

junebug : wall-e is a gay movie?? isn’t eve a girl?? (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

evil triplet : did u just assume their gender

evil triplet: i am to shocked to even call u my sister

junebug : oop

junebug : srry

junebug : what if wall-e was a girl then?

evil triplet : THIS JUST IN WALL-E IS A MOVIE ABT LESBIAN ROBOTS SURVIVING THE END OF THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!!

mayflower : HELL YA!!!! ((o(^∇^)o))

junebug : YES!!!

LetsDeweyIt!! : imka soo Wall-E anything else? （＾Ｏ＾☆♪

lesbiansuperhero: darkwing duck marathon

LetsDeweyIt!! : YES!!!

Swordhorses!! : Lady and the Tramp

mayflower : that was a cute movie (*´꒳`*)

Swordhorses!! : it was!! (๑>◡<๑)

LetsDeweyIt!! : oka so we have wall-e and lady and the tramp any1 else??

magicshadowbitch: the lego movie

LetsDeweyIt!! : omfg yes!!!

LetsDeweyIt!! : EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

evil triplet: EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN UR PART OF A TEAM

I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

mayflower : IVE NEVER HEARD THIS SONG B4

LetsDeweyIt!! : May has never heard everything is awesome b4 this is a crisis we must watch lego movie now

evil triplet: we must

LetsDeweyIt!! : Mmka one more movie !! （＾Ｏ＾☆♪

LetsDeweyIt!! : OmG wait i have the perfect one ((o(^∇^)o))

evil triplet : i hope it’s not what i think it is

LetsDeweyIt!! : HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!!! ((o(^∇^)o))

LetsDeweyIt!! : Or as i like to call it

LetsDeweyIt!! : HIGH SCHOOL DEW-SICAL!!! (*^ω^*)

evil triplet : stfu

LetsDeweyIt!! : Never!!!! (^○^)

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evil triplet: omg Huey is holding Boyd’s hand and their looking at each other all lovey dovey it’s gross

mayflower : he’s doing it to piss ur single ass off

evil triplet: oh did u magically get a gf in the last five mins? last i checked ur single too

mayflower : ya ur right

evil triplet: omfg he just stuck his tongue at me

evil triplet : i’m throwing the popcorn bowl at them

mayflower : dooo itttt

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BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Huey you look so cute right now (*´꒳`*)

I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : Did you have to use the chat? You could just walk over to me.

BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : I know. I’m tired. (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : Go to sleep then. I’m sure Dewey and Gos won’t care if you miss one episode.

BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Can we cuddle? (OvO)

I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : Sure!

evil triplet : omg stfu it’s 2 am stop being cute together

I can Recite the JWG in my sleep : No can do Lou.

evil triplet : stfu