Chapter Text
August 16, 20XX
Rock created Mega City GC!!
Rock added Roll
Rock added BASS
Rock added blues
Rock added X
Rock added Zero.
Rock: hi guys!!
BASS: WHAT THE FUCK
Roll: hi bro!!
BASS: WHY AM I HERE???????
blues: ….hi
Zero.: Bass, calm down.
Zero.: Greetings, Mega Man.
X: lmao yeah
X: hi big bro
Rock: HI LIL BRO!!!!
BASS: BITCH
Roll: alright everyone
Roll: let’s let rock explain
Rock: thank uuuu
Rock: so i made this so we could keep in touch abt things
Rock: you know how Dr. Wily can be
Rock: so i thought we could all collectively keep tabs on him
blues: ykw not a bad idea
BASS: …
BASS: dragging the old man does sound pretty fun
Zero.: Hm.
Zero.: I suppose the doctor can be….abrasive.
X: he’s an ASSHOLE
Roll: he STINKS!!!!
Roll: anyway
Roll changed Rock to little guy!!
Roll changed BASS to emo :(
little guy!!: awww
emo :(: HEY
emo :(: FUCK YOU
Roll: but bass
Roll: you know it’s true <3
emo :(: I HATE YOU!!!!!!
little guy!!: alright then
little guy!! changed blues to bluey
bluey: i’ve never seen that show???
little guy!!: <3
little guy: it’s good
X: OH WAIT I WANT A NICKNAME!!!!
X: PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS
Zero.: A nickname would be acceptable as well.
little guy!!: sure!!
little guy!! changed X to X gonna give it to ya
little guy!! changed Zero. to lightsaber guy
X gonna give it to ya: YEEEAH
lightsaber guy: ….Good enough.
Roll: you know what
Roll: i feel left out
Roll changed Roll to they see me rollin’
they see me rollin’: let’s goooooo
little guy!!: let’s goooooo
emo :(: aaaaah the old douche is screaming at me to go to bed
emo :(: it’s only 7:05 pm stfu
lightsaber guy: You ARE playing your music rather loudly.
lightsaber guy: I can hear it from the basement.
emo :(: GODDD ITS JUST MUSIC
bluey: wait why is zero in the basement
X gonna give it to ya: zero certified basement lurker
lightsaber guy: If you must know, I am retrieving spare parts for the doctor.
lightsaber guy: I have a few robot masters with me for assistance.
X gonna give it to ya: whaaat send pic
lightsaber guy has sent a picture
[Zero is holding the camera up to his face, with a neutral expression. He is holding a load of scrap metal, as is the robot master in the background, Metal Man. Metal Man is standing, facing away from the camera. They are in a dark environment, scattered with wires and spare parts.]
little guy!!: ohhhh metal
little guy!!: his weapon was kinda cool
emo :(: what I WANT TO KNOW IS
emo :(: WHY DID THE OLD MAN SEND YOU DOWN INSTEAD OF ME????????
lightsaber guy: Maybe it was because you were busy listening to your music?
they see me rollin’: OHHHHHHHHH
X gonna give it to ya: OH SNAP!!!
bluey: GET HIS ASS!!!!!!
little guy!!: im tired
little guy!!: going offline to recharge
little guy!!: lemme know how it went in the morning
they see me rollin’: me too
bluey: so i guess im going to bed too
emo :(: ughhhhh
emo :(: see you dweebs tomorrow
X gonna give it to ya: ….huh
X gonna give it to ya: guess it's just you and me still up, zero
lightsaber guy: It seems so.
lightsaber guy: Wait….
lightsaber guy: I might have found something interesting.