A loud door slam.

"GET UP FUCKERS."

Oh yeah, Mizuki. I wonder what the fuck are they up to this time.

"What the fuck Mizuki. WHAT. THE. FUCK." Ena says, obviously frustrated.

"If you and Rui planned to explode me somehow again I'm calling the police on you."

A gasp from Rui. "Tsukasa-kun!! I'm not even involved in this... I can't believe you would think I would do something like that to my beloved again.. how cruel are you Tsukasa-kun!!.." He says putting a hand on his chest dramatically, with teary eyes. (He's obviously faking. That little shit never learns I swear to god.)

"STOP PRETENDING!! I'M NOT FALLING FOR YOUR TRICKS THIS TIME!"

"So mean Tsukasa-kun!! So mean..."

"Aww Tsukasa-senpai, can't you see he's REAAALLYY hurt?.. Show him some mercy!!" Mizuki says, obvious teasing in their voice.

"NO YOU LITTLE SHITS I'M NOT FALLING FOR THA-" Bam. A pillow hits him in the face.

"what the FUCK?!"

"Stop yelling for few seconds will you. Quit this bullshit all of you are annoying." Nene says, annoyance in her voice. Of course it was Nene who threw the pillow!

"She's actually right. You guys are the reason why I'm Homophobic." Akito. Are we even surprised?

"Don't talk like that Akito~ Everyone knows what you do in the back alley with To-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

"Ew what the fuck. I sometimes seriously question how the fuck am i related to this THING." Ena says, pointing towards Akito.

"No I question that. You're fucking ugly."

"Lock your door tonight Akito."

"As if you can do anything you GODDAMN COWARD."

"EXCUSE ME YOU GINGER FUCK??"

"OKAY STOP FIGHTING!!" Mizuki interrupts. "Now, back to what I was saying! Get up because we're going to IKEA!!!"

Everyone looks at Mizuki.

Silence.

Silence.

"Guys?..."

"That's the worst-"

"That's the best-"

"NO SHUT UP RUI!! That's the absolutely worst idea I have ever heard."

"Tsukasa-senpai is right for once. That is the worst idea ever."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FOR ONCE AKITO I'M ALWAYS RI-"

"No you're not. Shut up." Nene speaks again, eyes fixated on her phone screen. Probably playing some games again.

"I don't think it's such a bad idea. I might find some cute things for myself there.."

"You always think about what to get for yourself Ena."

"Shut the fuck up for once Akito won't you."

The two glare at eachother without saying anything.

"Okay guys hear me out!!" Mizuki says as they wink to Rui. Rui being the little shit he is, of course he immediately gets the clue.

"It would be so fun, don't you think? Plus there's very good things there!!"

"Fufu~ I agree with Mizuki-kun! It would be really fun... and I heard that there's brand new star themed accessories." He looks at Tsukasa, then continues.

"Newly out video games." He returns his gaze to Nene.

"And a Pancake shop nearby." Lastly, he looks at Akito.

"Well.. maybe it's not that bad of an idea..." Tsukasa speaks again, obvious hesitance in his voice.

"Tsukasa is right.. only because of the video games though."

"I wouldn't say no to pancakes, I don't give a fuck about IKEA."

"It's settled then?" Mizuki speaks, with excitement in their voice.

"It is! Let's go!!" Ena gets up quickly, dragging everyone with her.

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"Okay we're here. What now?" Tsukasa asks.

"Let's split into groups!! I'm going with Ena, byee~~" Mizuki spoke as they dragged Ena with them to some section.

"Oh. Okay soo... wait."

"What is it again Tsukasa."

"Don't tell me I'm STUCK with THIS guy." He points at Rui aggressively. While Rui is wearing his usual cat smile. That fucking gayass is probably thinking shit like "Yayyy!!! Alone time with Tsukasa-kun... IKEA date with Tsukasa-kun.."

"Well yeah. Neither of us are going with you, we hate your guts."

"THAT'S SO MEAN NENE" Tsukasa cries out, he's not actually hurt obviously. He definitely wanted alone time with Rui. (Even though he's scared that Rui will blow somewhere up again.)

"Tsukasa-kun!! We'll have alone time, don't you think that's exciting~"

"No, Rui. No. I know DAMN WELL. You'll blow somewhere up."

"I won't, just for you.<3"

"STOP FLIRTING WITH ME IN PUBLIC." Tsukasa's face is red as a tomato now, he gets flustered easily. (goddamn gays.)

Rui laughs, it's a genuine one. "Okay, okay. Let's go to the accessories section hm?"

"Fine by me."

They intertwined hands, and left. Ew. Yuck. Boo. Tomato tomato.

"I fucking hate them."

"Me too. Anyways which section do you want to go to?" Akito asks.

"Gaming section. I want to decorate my room a little bit."

"Okay discord mod."

"I'll choke you and feed you to dogs."

"Damn, no need to be so violent."

"Let's just go."

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"ENA THERE ARE MORE MORE JUMP THEMED CUPS."

"OH MY GOD LET ME TAKE A PIC AND SEND IT TO AIRI REAL QUICK!!"

Ena quickly takes her phone out, snap a picture then send it to Airi.

"WE SHOULD BUY ONE." Mizuki spoke right after Ena put her phone down.

"YEAH WE DEFINITELY SHOULD."

"Ena do you think I can rizz that security guard up right there?"

"Mizuki I swear to god."

"C'mon, I think I have w rizz."

"No you don't."

"I rizzed you up though."

"Maybe I should reconsider my taste in people."

"RUDE. Anyways watch me rizz him up." They said as they started walking towards the security guard.

"MIZUKI I SWEAR IF YOU GET US KICKED-"

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"Oya, Tsukasa-kun? Doesn't this star ornament look cute? It reminds me of you~"

"HUH??? W-WELL A STAR MUST ALWAYS LOOK CUTE SO!!! I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU THINK THAT!! HAH AHHABA AHAHBA DEFINITELY NOT!"

"You're so cute when you're flustered Tsukasa-kun, Fufu~"

"SHUT UP. I'll wipe that shit eating grin off your face."

"Aww, I love you too!"

Tsukasa looks like a bomb that's about to explode right now. God I hate gay people. But then, Rui notices a machine on the table right behind Tsukasa.

"Hey, Tsukasa-kun? Doesn't that machine look quite interesting?"

"No."

"Yes. It does. Let me have a look hm?"

"Okay..?"

Rui walks up to the machine, and analyzes it. Touches some parts of it, investigating.

"Hmm..."

"Rui, What are you doing."

"This machine is defective. And yet they're still selling it. Let's teach IKEA a lesson yes?"

"Rui, no. Absolutely not. Get away from the machine."

"No!" He says as he pours some.. weird dust in the machine??? The fuck is he doing.

"WHAT DID YOU DO??"

Tsukasa walks towards the machine to look at it, getting dangerously close.

The machine starts shaking and making weird noises.

"Ah, Tsukasa-kun. You might want to back away." Rui says as he immediately pulls Tsukasa away from the machine, in his arms.

"Rui what is happening to the machi-

BOOM.

.....

"WHAT THE FUCK RUI?"

"No time to talk Tsukasa-kun, we gotta run!!"

"RUI YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BLOW UP ANYTHING I SWEAR TO GO-"

Tsukasa's sentence gets interrupted by Rui dragging him and running away.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Okay discord mod, are you done looking yet?"

"No, shut your fucking mouth."

"Damn okay."

Silence.

Akito follows Nene as she investigates the gaming set ups.

......

"I miss Toya-"

"I miss Emu-"

"....."

"....."

"YOU HOMOSEXUAL! YOU GODDAMN HOMOSEXUAL!!! YOU'VE BEN CONSPIRING WITH THE SKITTLE SQUAD HAVEN'T YOU? YOU'RE A FRUIT!!!"

"YOU FUCKING LESBIAN. YOU'RE A GODDAMN LESBIAN. I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING HATED GAY PEOPLE?!?! DO YOU BECOME A DISCORD KITTEN NEAR SOME GIRL?? YOU'RE THE FRUIT HERE YOU FUCKER."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP GAYASS WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND TOYA IN THAT ALLEY."

"AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN BACKSTAGE WITH EMU."

"I'M GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU SHINONOME."

"TRY ME KUSANAGI."

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"UHH ENA I THINK WE HAVE TO RUN" Mizuki yells, running towards her.

"I fucking knew this would happen I hate you so much."

"JUST DON'T TALK AND RUN!" They say as they grab Ena and continue running.

As they were running, they bump into two people. Who might they be?

"Huh.. Rui?? Tsukasa-senpai???"

Of fucking course it's them. Who else could it be?

"Uhh, hi Mizuki-kun and Ena-san. Don't ask questions but, we have to run and get out of here."

"Oh what a coincidence because SAME!" Ena yells.

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY CHANCES TO BECOME A WORLD WIDE STAR?!?!"

"OKAY SETTLE DOWN. Where are Akito and Nene?" Mizuki asks.

"Probably at the gaming section. What else do you expect, Mizuki-kun."

"Yeah smart, anyways then let's go BEFORE WE GET CAUGHT." Right after Mizuki says that they start running again, towards the gaming section this time.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Can't you just pick one yet?"

"No. It has to be good."

"Wait a fucking minute, is that the disgusting gays running towards us?"

"Please say sike Shinonome-kun. Please." Nene pleads as she turns her head, and she sees it too.

"GUYS!! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, BUT WE HAVE TO RUN AND GET OUT OF HERE!"
Mizuki yells.

"Are you guys getting chased by a security guard again." Nene spoke.

"Actually multiple this time.." Rui replied.

"You all do this every fucking time." Akito says, obviously annoyed.

"IF WE KEEP TALKING WE'LL GET CAUGHT, COME ON NOW LET'S GO." Tsukasa yells, he's annoyed too. He'll have a nice chat with Rui once they're home.

Right after Tsukasa says that, they start running, looking for the exist.

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"Hey guys.. we've been running for 20 mins and we keep coming to the same place again. I think we're lost." Says Mizuki, looking kind of nervous.

"This is all you and Rui's fault, you know that right?!" Ena said furiously.

"Come on Enanan... it was funny!"

"It fucking wasn't."

"The same goes for you Rui!" Tsukasa spoke. "What the hell were you thinking?!"

"I had to teach them a lesson Tsukasa-kun!!"

"YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO!"

"Okay but, how the fuck are we going to get out of here." Ena spoke again, more calmly this time.

"I don't know, let's keep running?"

"Rui you're so goddamn dumb sometimes."

"Ouch?"

"Okay can you dumb homosexuals listen to the actual sane people here for a nice fucking moment?" Nene speaks.

"Are you calling Akito sane?"

"No definitely not. That's another point. Anyways, all we have to do is take the stairs then we're fucking free."

"That's actually smart!" Rui says

"No fucking shit."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"We're finally out!!" Tsukasa speaks happily, relieved they're not in trouble anymore.

"We're probably banned from IKEA forever though." Akito says.

"Another brand to the list, high five Mizuki-kun!" Rui raises his hand in the air.

"High five Kamishiro-kun!" Mizuki says as they high five him.

"No this is NOT FUNNY. ABSOLUTELY NOT. WE'RE HAVING A NICE TALK WHEN WE HEAD HOME RUI."

"Aww Tsukasa-kun, didn't you enjoy it.."

"I ABSOLUTELY DIDN'T."

"The same goes for you Mizuki. The fuck were you thinking?!" Ena says.

"Don't worry Enanannn, everything is fine now!!"

"Yeah sure."

The gays keep bickering all the way home while Akito and Nene just wants to grab a gun and shoot them all in the head.

Happy???... End????...