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    Bella has a personality. Edward isn't (as much of) a creep. Jacob doesn't imprint on a baby *vomit sounds*. If you've ever wondered what Edward and the other Cullens actually did during the hundred years they were alive before Bella came along; if you're 1000 percent team Jacob; if you were ever kinda weirded out that a hundred-year-old vampire was so romantically interested in this seventeen-year-old human; or if you've ever wished that Twilight was just a better story in general, then you've come to the right place. You've heard of hate-watching, or hate-reading? Well we're taking it to a whole new level with hate-rewriting.

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