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enjoythesilence: Hey guys
enjoythesilence: Someone up?
HiItsYuuta: Barely, it's 3AM
Feral Direwolf: What's up
enjoythesilence: I was wondering
enjoythesilence: We all agree male centaurs have dicks, right?
Feral Direwolf: Oh no
HiItsYuuta: Well I guess?
enjoythesilence: Do you think they have them placed were we have them, or where horses have them?🤔
Feral Direwolf: What the fuck Toge
Feral Direwolf: Why are these your thoughts on Friday 3AM
enjoythesilence: Just came to my mind don't judge🤷♂️
HiItsYuuta: Oh god this is like the pants on a dog question all over again🫠
Feral Direwolf: I don't have time for this I'm queuing up to rank up bye
Feral Direwolf: But
Feral Direwolf: What if they had two dicks😏
enjoythesilence: ... wow that's something else
HiItsYuuta: Why would they
HiItsYuuta: They'd be mammals, not lizards
enjoythesilence: Well but they have like six limbs
enjoythesilence: What about that, huh?
HiItsYuuta: Well true🤔
HiItsYuuta: I hate you so much
HiItsYuuta: Now I'm gonna sleep thinking about centaur dick
HittinYa: What's so wrong with you all😐
HittinYa: Why do you only think about dick all the time😐
Feral Direwolf: It's not all we think about
enjoythesilence: I wasn't thinking about dick, I was thinking about centaurs
HittinYa: Fucking degenerate you are
ZeninMaki: I'm more worried about your sleep schedule than I am about your fucked up kinks
enjoythesilence: I sleep well
Feral Direwolf: I wish I could say the same
Feral Direwolf: But I was so fixed on not sleeping on a loss
HittinYa: And...?
Feral Direwolf: I didn't sleep and I'm gold III now
ZeninMaki: Ha! Loser
YujiSkywalker: Guys help me
YujiSkywalker: I fucked up😣
HittinYa: Everyone pretend to be shocked now
enjoythesilence: What happened
HittinYa: Yuji ffs you can't drop that bomb and shut your ass, what happened?!
Feral Direwolf: Maybe he overreacted and now fears we'll hit him
YujiSkywalker: I kinda sent a pic to someone that wasn't meant to recieve it👉🏻👈🏻
Feral Direwolf: That's it?
Feral Direwolf: What's the deal?
Feral Direwolf: You send me memes I don't understand all the time
YujiSkywalker: It wasn't that kind of pic...
HiItsYuuta: Toge to hell with you
HittinYa: Yuji what aren't you telling us
HiItsYuuta: I dreamt of centaurs, fuck you
YujiSkywalker: This is so embarrassing💀💀💀
ZeninMaki: Was it an intimate pic, Yuji?
YujiSkywalker: HOW DID TOUKNOW
Feral Direwolf: Come on, he's not that stupid
Feral Direwolf: Fuck I have too much faith in you
HittinYa: No way
HittinYa: How in God's name can you send a dickpic wrongly?
ZeninMaki: Why send it in the first place
Panda-senpai🐼: Morning!😊
Panda-senpai🐼: What did I miss?
ZeninMaki: A bunch of dicks, apparently
YujiSkywalker: It was an accident! What do I do now?!!😭😭😭
Feral Direwolf: Delete it
YujiSkywalker: Can't, already seen, I tried
enjoythesilence: Well who did you send it to?
YujiSkywalker: Doesn't matter, what do I do?!
Feral Direwolf: How would it not matter, dumbass? It's not the same sending it to me than to Maki
YujiSkywalker: The receptor is not in this chat
Feral Direwolf: That I know, I was
Feral Direwolf: Forget it, thing is, why is it so terrible?
YujiSkywalker: He'll kill me
Panda-senpai🐼: So it's a he
YujiSkywalker: Crap
YujiSkywalker: Well, yeah, it's a he
HittinYa: Maybe try to say sorry?
Panda-senpai🐼: That’s the easiest but, have you tried it?👀
YujiSkywalker: Yeah, not seeing those messages
ZeninMaki: I bet it would be the same if he sent that to me than to you, Megumi
enjoythesilence: Neh
enjoythesilence: All the guys here present have seen Yuji's dick at some point🤷♂️
HittinYa: Wait, for real?
HiItsYuuta: Yeah
Panda-senpai🐼: Yup
HittinYa: What a hoe
Feral Direwolf: Give him a break
Feral Direwolf: We're men, we share the same bathroom, urinals have no privacy
HittinYa: Stop defending your boyfriend😏
YujiSkywalker: I'm not his boyfriend!
YujiSkywalker: Sukuna is😏
Feral Direwolf: You're a traitor and an asshole, don't throw me under the bus to save your sorry ass
ZeninMaki: He ain't denying it
enjoythesilence: Well played Yuji👌🏻
enjoythesilence: I still wanna know who got the present
HittinYa: I wanna know who was intended for in the first place👀👀👀👀
Feral Direwolf: Why am I friends with any of you
Feral Direwolf: Except Panda and Yuuta
Panda-senpai🐼: You didn’t deny it
Feral Direwolf: *Except Yuuta
HittinYa: Ok, but who's more of a hoe
HittinYa: Yuji sending dickpics by accident, or Megumi being Sukuna's bratty bottom?🤔
YujiSkywalker: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OH GOD HELP😭😭😭😭😭
Feral Direwolf: What
ZeninMaki: Megumi
enjoythesilence: Megumi
HiItsYuuta: Tough🤔
Feral Direwolf: What makes you think I'd be Sukuna's bottom?
HittinYa: Is the sun shiny?
enjoythesilence: Is Panda chubby?
ZeninMaki: Is Yuji dumb?
Panda-senpai🐼: Is Maki rude?
YujiSkywalker: Guys really I need help or else I'm gonna kms
enjoythesilence: Wait, we’re having a serious discussion here
Feral Direwolf: You’re just being dicks, that’s what’s happening
ZeninMaki: See? It’s all about dicks
HittinYa: Come on, admit it, you’re little spoon😏
Feral Direwolf: No
Feral Direwolf: I’m a katana
HittinYa: Let’s see
HittinYa added Honorary Dilf😎 and THE KING to the chat
HittinYa: Guys who tops, Megumi or Sukuna?
Honorary Dilf 😎: Sukuna👍🏻
THE KING: The fuck
Feral Direwolf has left the chat
YujiSkywalker has left the chat
THE KING: Do I look like a bitch or what?
HittinYa: Why did Yuji ran
THE KING: That’s his thing
ZeninMaki: Maybe he finally wants to end himself, someone go check on him
enjoythesilence: Or maybe
enjoythesilence: He sent THE pic to Satoru
Honorary Dilf 😎: What pic
Honorary Dilf 😎: Oh, the dick one?
HittinYa: Omfg
Honorary Dilf 😎: Hahaha nah that one went to Nanamin👁👄👁
Honorary Dilf 😎: Wish that was me tho💔
THE KING: EXCUSE YOU WHORE
Honorary Dilf 😎: What? You can fuck my brother but I can’t do yours?
ZeninMaki: I wanna leave now
enjoythesilence: The plot thickens
THE KING: I didn’t fuck your brother
THE KING: Yet
THE KING: Workin on it
enjoythesilence: Well this explained so much
enjoythesilence: If I sent a dickpic to Nanami on accident I’d also look ways to kill myself before he gets to me
Honorary Dilf 😎: Come on the man is not a monster
Honorary Dilf 😎: And this is far from the first time he receives an unsolicited dick
ZeninMaki: How many times then
Honorary Dilf 😎: No need to say numbers🤗
HittinYa: I’m blocking you just in case
Feral Direwolf has joined the chat
Feral Direwolf: Guys Yuji locked himself in the bathroom
Feral Direwolf: Someone get a screwdriver here
Honorary Dilf 😎: Why don’t you have tools
Feral Direwolf: You took them dipshit
Feral Direwolf: cAn YoU LEND mE tHe BOx?
Honorary Dilf 😎: Lol true
Panda-senpai🐼: I have a toolbox! Be there soon don’t panic😊
Feral Direwolf: I’m not panicking, he is
enjoythesilence: This whole convo should be used as a PSA about why is not cool to send nudes on the internet
ZeninMaki: Shut up, you upload thirst traps to TikTok
enjoythesilence: But my boxer’s on😎
HittinYa: He has a point
Honorary Dilf 😎: Anyways
Honorary Dilf 😎: Why do y’all have a groupchat
Honorary Dilf 😎: Without me in it
Honorary Dilf 😎: I’m hurt😢
HittinYa: Why, look, Sukuna ain’t complaining
THE KING: I don’t like you
THE KING: Any of you
ZeninMaki: But Megumi
THE KING: But Megumi indeed
Feral Direwolf: Fuck you
THE KING: Is that an invitation?
Feral Direwolf: Eat shit and die
Honorary Dilf 😎: Eat shit and die
Honorary Dilf 😎: That’s my baby😘
ZeninMaki: Why are you staying anyway
ZeninMaki: If you hate us all so much
enjoythesilence: And we kinda hate you too
THE KING: Well
THE KING: Any group that slanders Mahito is a good place to be in I guess
HittinYa: I changed my mind I like this guy
HiItsYuuta: I read it all now
HiItsYuuta: So I guess we’re keeping this bastard even after he broke Toge’s arm?
THE KING: That was ages ago
enjoythesilence: It was two weeks ago
THE KING: Who cares, you lived
ZeninMaki: I mean if Yuji’s dying I guess we need a new Yuji
HittinYa: Then we should keep looking
HittinYa: This ass ain’t funny
Honorary Dilf 😎: I am :DDD
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Honorary Dilf 😎 has sent an image
ZeninMaki: STOP SENDING MEMES
Honorary Dilf 😎 has sent an image
Honorary Dilf 😎 has sent an image
Honorary Dilf 😎 has sent an image
Honorary Dilf 😎 has sent an image
enjoythesilence: LOL THAT’S A GOOD ONE
Honorary Dilf 😎: RIGHT?
HittinYa has silenced Honorary Dilf 😎
Feral Direwolf: @Honorary Dilf 😎 this was supposed to be a study group
Feral Direwolf: It didn’t last much tho
ZeninMaki: Come on, those were a good five minutes
ZeninMaki: Remember those times when we talked about things other than male genitals?
HittinYa: It’s all Toge’s fault
HittinYa: Let’s kick him out👌🏻
enjoythesilence: For the last time, I was talking about centaurs
THE KING: What about them
enjoythesilence: Okay if centaurs have dicks, do they have them where men have them, or where horses have them?
THE KING: What a stupid question
THE KING: Of course they have them placed like horses
THE KING: Or what, do you have your dick right down your bellybutton? Because mine is lower
enjoythesilence: Now that you say it, it makes sense
HittinYa: Well would you look at that
HittinYa: Sukuna, the king of dicks
HiItsYuuta: He is one, what did you expect
enjoythesilence: I’m saving that, may be the last time we see Yuuta being mean to someone
THE KING: Like I care
ZeninMaki: Ok now I’m worried
ZeninMaki: @Feral Direwolf @Panda-senpai🐼 did Yuji die?
Feral Direwolf: Nah he’s fine
Feral Direwolf: We got him out and now we’re trying to assure him
HittinYa: Need us there?
Feral Direwolf: No need but wouldn’t hurt
enjoythesilence: I’ll bring cake, be there in a minute
THE KING: If there’s cake I wanna go
ZeninMaki: Cancel it then, no cake is worth having you around
THE KING: Bitch
enjoythesilence: Guys
enjoythesilence: Guys
enjoythesilence: I have new concerns
HittinYa: Not again please
enjoythesilence: Sukuna and Yuji are twins
enjoythesilence: If I have seen Yuji’s dick, does it mean I have seen Sukuna’s as well?🤔
HittinYa has silenced enjoythesilence.