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Dipper sighed as he continued packing. He couldn’t believe that his parents decided to send him and his sister to some town called Gravity Falls to live with someone they barely even know.
He took a deep breath, stopping in confusion when he realized he smelled something. Egg. But breakfast was way too long ago for someone to be making eggs.
Dipper only got more confused when he realized that the smell was coming from the window. He opened up the window to find a small frying pan with two eggs in it, one cooked, one raw.
There was only one possible explanation for this. There was glitter on the eggs after all.
“Mabel! Why is there a frying pan full of eggs on my window?” Dipper yelled.
It only took a few seconds until he heard his sister running into the room.
“Ohh, so that’s where I left it!” Mabel exclaimed as she took the pan from the window. Dipper followed her as she went to the kitchen to return the frying pan.
“What were you even doing with that?” Dipper asked.
“It was so hot today so I wanted to see if I could cook eggs!” Mabel said as if the answer were obvious.
“...On the window?”
“Yeah, mom made it clear last time that I should not take her pans outside,” Mabel admitted.
Dipper smiled while he remembered the incident.
“Hey, have you finished packing?”
“Hmm, not yet! I was too busy looking for the pan because mom noticed it was missing,” admitted Mabel. She then suddenly jumped up in excitement. “Oh! Speaking of pans, I’m pan.”
“How are you a pan?” Dipper questioned.
Mabel smiled at him. “Pfft, not pan as in frying pan, silly! Pan as in pansexual!”
It took Dipper a second to realize. Oh! She was coming out to him.
“Wow, I think all that packing has made my brain mushy,” Dipper said finally.
“Haha! Brain mush!”
“Thanks for telling me, Mabel,” Dipper told her.
“Of course I’d tell you, you dork!” She exclaimed, poking his cheek.
“Now, can you explain why one of the eggs were cooked?” Dipper asked. “That shouldn’t be possible for one to be cooked and the other to not be.”
“...”
“Mabel?”
“...I stole an egg from breakfast.”