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    Stanley Pines is the last person to label himself as the guy to save the world. Especially because the world is so fucked at this point, no one can do it. He stopped believing it possible about half an hour after he witnessed a giant yellow triangle take a bite out of the planet— yeah, he has no idea either, thanks.

    He plans for the maybe-week the world has left to stick to feasible goals, like “eat one last meal,” and “don’t die until you get to do it yourself.” But just as the second of those is about to fall through, he’s grabbed by a man with a weird tape measure, whisked off to another time, and told that none of this is supposed to have happened. And that they’re apparently trusting the fate of the world to… him?

    They insist that he’s the guy for the job, apparently based on exactly how the triangle got the chance to end the world in the first place. It was, according to them, one idiotic schmuck who let himself get conned. They just need Stan to kill the guy before that happens.

    And, sure. It’s not like Stan’s life could get any more insane than it already has. Who do they need him to kill exactly?

    …Who do they need him to kill, exactly?

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    26 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Among other things, Chosen was gifted a coupon from Second. It's years before Chosen actually tries to cash it in, but he worries he might have been too late.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    'He still wasn’t quite happy, but he didn’t need to be happy. He was functional, and they gave him the energy to work on the portal instead of laying in bed for hours at a time staring at the ceiling. They were a fucking miracle.

    They were also under his brother’s name. And there were no pharmacies in the middle of the ocean.'

    Or- Stan has been taking medication for his depression for nearly ten years. When he and Ford leave for the adventure of a lifetime, he decides he doesn't need them anymore. The withdrawls can't be that bad, right?

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    19 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Various one-shots exploring the dynamic between and adventures of Stanley and Stanford Pines after the conclusion of the show. More detailed descriptions for each story in the chapter notes.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Stan is badly injured in a fight, and he decides to call Ford.
    This time, he's not going to hang up.

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    12 Apr 2026