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The Bajitrio groupchat just don’t add ryusei🫵
kazutora: long assssss name
Baji: yeah now that I look at it we might have to change it
chifuyu: should I add ryusei to this??
kazutora: and how much dumber can he get⁉️
baji: fuyu the whole point is to not add ryusei it’s literally in the title of the groupchat
Chifuyu: but he’s begging to get added
kazutora: how does he even know about this groupchat🤨🤨🤨
chifuyu: he’s right next to me
baji: you two are together??
chifuyu: yeah and he threatened to tickle me if I don’t add him
kazutora: be a tuff soldier take 1 for the team🫡
Baji: I don’t think that went well I can hear chifuyu screaming
chifuyu added ryusei to the chat
ryusei: lesson learned if you want something done you gotta do it yourself💯
Baji: oh fuck me
kazutora: honestly no one wants you here
chifuyu: sorry guys he pinned me on the ground and when I tried fighting back he took my phone
baji: I could kick him but since I feel nice today I’ll let him stay
Ryusei:oh thank you oh wise blessed Baji for letting me stay another day🙇
kazutora: why is he even in your house fuyu😾
ryusei: because me and chifuyu are having a ultra fun sleepover
kazutora: I really didn’t ask you I asked chifuyu
ryusei: that’s why we’re watching movies together without you two🤣🫵
kazutora: you’re so annoying
ryusei: that’s what I’m aiming for
kazutora: and you know what makes me even more mad
ryusei:⁉️
kazutora: the fact you’re trying to be me so bad by flirting with chifuyu
ryusei: that’s such a lie because I started flirted with chifuyu first
Baji: all of you guys don’t compare to me because I’m the one who started it
chifuyu: I’m so confused
ryusei: he’s so dense
kazutora: and oblivious
baji: chifuyu you’re supposed to be the smart one
chifuyu:??? I am
ryusei: we’re watching a horror movie and one of the girls start running out of breath and chifuyu just said he would’ve carried her the whole way
kazutora: chifuyu got that gentleman rizz
baji: fuck that girl
ryusei:💀💀
chifuyu: she’s superrrr prettyyy
kazutora: mhm chifuyu how pretty
chifuyu: so pretty like so so pretty
baji: okay we get it
ryusei: nah this is pure entertainment 💀💀
baji: open the door I’m here
ryusei: who the fuck said you could join
Baji:I invited myself who the fuck do I gotta get a invitation from? Jesus?
kazutora: SLUMBER PARTYYYYYY🎉🥳🥳🎊🎊🎈🍾🎁
ryusei: noooo I wanted chifuyu all to myself😾
chifuyu: guys hurry up so we can play games
ryusei: but baby I wanted it to just be us 2😕
chifuyu: it is, us 2+ Baji and tora
kazutora: SUCK IT BITCH🫵🤣
baji:bro got that desperate rizz
kazutora: …
ryusei: …
ryusei: AND THE CROWD WENT MILD🔥🔥🔥🗣️💯💯
chifuyu: I think someone spiked my drink because I feel like I’m on the clouds
ryusei: ur probably just tired
kazutora: don’t fret fuyu im here to recover you from ur illness
baji: I would’ve been here sooner but I was waiting for this dumbass to show up
kazutora: I know you’re not talking
ryusei:for the sleeping arrangements it’s gonna be me and chifuyu on his bed and you two rats can sleep on the couch or floor I could care less
kazutora: yeah me and chifuyu are the ones sleeping with eachother you two can sleep in the bathroom or some shit
Baji: the fact you guys think your sleeping with chifuyu is cute
Chifuyu: I know everyone wants the bed but we can all share
ryusei: chifuyu,babe, that’s not why we’re all arguing
kazutora: yeah, I don’t want the bed I want the person laying on the bed
chifuyu: you two are so confusing anyways let’s play some games
baji: I call being on teams with chifuyu!!!
Ryusei: wait why are we texting if we’re all together in person🤨
kazutora: …
baji: …
chifuyu: …