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In front of the Armed Detective Agency
Valentines Day
”Dazai! Get to work! Just because it’s Valentine’s Day does not mean you can leave work to flirt around with poor girls in the street!” Kunikida yelled.
“Calm down Kunikida! I’m sure someone will gift you chocolates today!!” Dazai said in a happy tone.
“WORK IS MORE IMPORTANT! GO BACK TO THE AGENCY RIGHT. NOW.” Kunikida grabbed Dazai and dragged him back to work and for some reason he was red? Dazai noticed this and then decided it was a good opportunity to tease him.
“Aww! Kunikida do you want me to get you chocolate!!” Before kunikida could answer Dazai said
“That’s so sweet Ku~ni~ki~da! I’ll be right back with your chocolate!” Dazai then started escaping Kunikidas grasp and running to a store. Once Dazai was gone Kunikida said “Maybe that’s not such a bad idea.”
Mori’s Office
“Thank you boss.” Chuuya said after getting a day off since it was Valentine’s Day.
“I hope you get chocolate today Chuuya, I wish you the best and I know that note you made for your partner turned out wonderful you have a great day Chuuya. And Elise please give me chocolate!! It’s Valentine’s Day!!”
Chuuya left after that going to the store. He was on his way to the store so he could get the executives and his friends chocolate for today, plus his partner.
Nearby store
Dazai peaked over to the chocolate section and saw Chuuya buying chocolate.
“Ah! Hello Chuuya ~ are you here to buy chocolate for yourself because no one would give chocolate to a cockroach?” Dazai said.
Dazai walked into the chocolate section fully and just stared at Chuuya.
“Goddamn it, don’t ruin this for me, I’m trying to get chocolate for everyone.” Chuuya said miserably while not even looking at Dazai.
Chuuya wouldn’t look at him but he could swear Chuuya was blushing? He decided to make Chuuya furious so he could laugh at his face later.
“I’m getting chocolate for my favorite partner, Kunikida.” Dazai said knowing it would piss Chuuya off extremely. But what he didn’t know was why? Why did it piss him off so much?
“I. DONT. CARE.” is what Chuuya's response was outloud but inside he was jealous? he didn’t think he could feel that? Since Chuuya had a day off he decided he would follow Dazai to see who this “Kunikida” guy was.
Dazai knew Chuuya would be curious to who Kunikida was.
Chuuya followed Dazai to the agency from above.
Armed detective agency
“Hello! Kunikida I’m back with your chocolates! And I have a tiny little follower following me!” This caught everyone’s attention not only was Dazai buying Kunikida chocolate but he also has a child with him?
“Bastard! Don’t address me like that! And how did you know I was here!!” Chuuya shouted from behind Dazai “You make it sound like I’m a child!” Everyone in the agency just stared at them for a while until Ranpo spoke up.
“Kunikida I want some of your chocolate.” Was all he said before grabbing the chocolate from Dazai's hands “Yoink!”
“Ah fine Ranpo but give me one.” Kunikida said not even acknowledging the fact that Dazai and Chuuya are on the floor fighting.
”YOU BASTARD! BE QUIET!”
punch
“YOU BE QUIET PIPSQUEAK!”
another punch
“STOP CALLING ME PIPSQUEAK SHITTY DAZAI!”
kick to head
“STOP CALLING ME SHITTY DAZAI PIPSQUEAK!
punch in gut
“BOTH OF YOU STOP.” Kunikida shouted which startled Dazai, not Chuuya.
“Who are you?” Chuuya asked
“My name is Doppo Kunikida, I’m Dazai’s partner who may you be?”
“Nakahara Chuuya.” Was all Chuuya said in a tone not even Dazai heard before. Dazai got up and ran to Kunikida.
“Kunikida!! There’s a baby cockroach!!” He shouted behind Kunikida, holding Kunikida’s shoulder. Pointing at Chuuya With his free arm.
Kunikida blushed. Chuuya noticed, Chuuya’s the only one who noticed.
“Whatever I’m out of here and Dazai come here for a second.” Chuuya said.
Dazai went over to Chuuya expecting to be punched so he tried to grab Chuuya's fist but he didn’t put a fist up?
Chuuya looked away and blushed giving Dazai a red box with a blue ribbon indicating there ability colors.
“Open it when your alone. And don’t ghost me bastard.” Chuuya said before jumping through the agency roof as fast as he could.
Dazai was? Blushing?
”Ahaha well this possibly contains a bomb and I will go open it alone right now, hah.” Dazai said before sprinting out the door.
”So no one is going to talk about how much just happened if not I will.” Yosano said.
“I think they like each other.” Atsushi said.
“I know they like each other.” Ranpo said.
Kunikida looked away and just said “Someone needs to fix that.” In a tone none of them heard him talk in before.
Wherever Dazai is
“He made it so hard to open!!” Dazai whined
“There we go!” Dazai said as the ribbon flew off gracefully.
there was a note. It read.
To Dazai
I hate you more then anything but, but I can’t help but love you as much as I hate you
I hate how you make me feel this way but at the same time I love how it feels
My heart calls for you everyday and every time I don’t understand love
i don’t understand feelings nor emotions but when you touch me suddenly I understand why everyone wants love
I understand what being human means when you touch me
I hate you as much as I love you
I know I can’t have you since your from another organization but
for once in my life I want you to be happy and I want you to be with the one who will love you to the fullest which would be
your new partner.
I also bought you fucking crab.
Dazai’s eyes widened.
First of all Kunikida loves him?
Second of all Chuuya loves him and bought him CRAB!?
Third of all what does he do about this.
wherever Chuuya is
“Goddamn it” Chuuya said “That kunikida guy is totally in love with the bastard and that bastard loves him back!” Chuuya said while kicking rocks that are in his path.
“Chuuya?” A voice said “Is that you?” It spoke again.
“HUH!?” Chuuya shouted when he saw Atsushi, the weretiger, or Jinko as Akutagawa calls him.
“Kid what are you doing here? And did you hear anything I just said.” Chuuya said in a threatening tone.
“Um well I came here to find you and give you this and no.” Atsushi handed Chuuya a note?
“What is this.” Chuuya said with relief that the kid didn’t hear anything he said.
“It’s a note I found for you on Dazai’s desk” Atsushi said simply “I didn’t read it, it has your name and hearts around it.”
Chuuya blushed and looked away “Alright thanks kid but get going, that idiot in glasses is probably looking for you.”
“Ah your right, bye Chuuya!.” Atsushi said running away “KUNIKIDA!! IM RIGHT HERE, SORRY I GOT LOST!!”
Once Atsushi left, Chuuya opened the note. It read.
To Chuuya
Your eyes are like an ocean that I would beg to drown in
your hair is like a fire I would love to burn in
your hands are something I would wish to kill me
when I’m with you suddenly I want to live, I want to love but
im afraid
im a coward
im scared of losing you
everything I want is lost and
I don’t want to lose you, Chuuya all I want is to touch you because
you make me feel alive,
you make me want to live,
I love you
but I’m too much of a coward to say anything.
I wouldn’t want anyone else to love me like I want you too.
Chuuya’s eyes widened
”He loves me?”
some alleyway they found each other in
“Chuuya?” Dazai said
“Dazai.” Chuuya replied
it was dark out by now but Dazai could see that Chuuya was smiling.
“Fate brings us together again hm” Dazai said also smiling.
“Every time.” Chuuya said before walking up to Dazai slowly.
“Chuuya.”
”Dazai.”
”I love you.”
”I love you too”
Dazai looked down at Chuuya and kissed him.
Chuuya kissed back.
FIN