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You Should Probably Check and See What Your Weapon is Before You Use it on Someone by UndercookedBatter
Fandoms: South Park
26 Feb 2023
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Summary
"What the fuck?" Kite muttered under his breath. Professor Chaos laughed again.
"Do you like my new weapon? I actually have no idea what it is, but the guy I bought it from said that it was a surefire method to take down any hero. It was pretty cheap too, so I bought it and figured I would test it out on someone. Indeed, it was me who left the tip at the Coon's door. This was a trap! And you two are caught in it, exactly the two people I wanted to test it on. You two have foiled my evil plans one too many times! And now you will pay! I won't stick around to see what happens though, if I stay out too long my parents will ground me. See ya fellas!"
With nothing else to catch his attention, Toolshed stared at the monstrous thing in front of him. It was a huge slimy blob, with no ear or eyes or mouth or nose. The only thing it had was dozens of tentacles sticking out of its body. They slithered around and slapped against each other, making disgusting squelching noises. Beside him, the Human Kite tensed up.
"Are you ready to fight Toolshed," he asked. Toolshed nodded.
"Let's do this."
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Professor Chaos gets his hands on a miracle weapon, and tests it out on Toolshed and the Human Kite.