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1. I Sing for The Swine and I Preach to The Rats by Lost_In_Florentine

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Aug 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert/Dave Strider
   • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Jade Harley
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Feferi Peixes
   • Vriska Serket
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Meenah Peixes
   • Sollux Captor
   • Aranea Serket
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions
   • Humanstuck
   • Kind Of
   • There are supernatural monsters afoot here
   • We are somehow back to romance/horror
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Unlike Hussie I would like to formally apologize to anyone who likes Nepeta
   • I debated tagging Meenah since her capacity in the story is weird but she talks so she gets a tag
   • Trans Character
   • This is such a slow burn for these three to end up together
   • There is also so much talk about Karkat being a murderer
   • past character death mentioned
   • Slow Burn
   • There are so many sexual innuendos most of them are Dave's fault

   Summary

   Dave Strider wants a fresh start away from his old abusive home life, attending college in a small town with his four best friends seemed like the best way to get it.

   Karkat Vantas wants to get through life without having to watch anyone else die; and not being accused of being the town serial killer would be a nice bonus too.

   John Egbert wants to pass his classes, and yes he is aware that makes him the most normal person to exist in this story.

   Nothing is that easy though and sometimes you don't get the things you want in the way that you want them.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   61,261

   Chapters:

   14/?

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