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-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling tenticalThereapist [TT]--
GA: Good Morning Rose
GA: Or I Guess This Would Be Evening
GA: Time Is Hard To Keep Straight
TT: Well if it's such hard work keeping up with it, Dave is a Time player. He may be helpful.
TT: But I think I should refer you to him now, considering...
GA: Considering What
TT: I want you to guess.
GA: What Do You Mean
TT: I don't mean anything. Just guess.
GA: Are You Breaking Up With Me
TT: Don't be ridiculous Kanaya.
TT: Guess something a bit more reasonable.
TT: Maybe having to do with time?
GA: Youre Dying Of A Illness Youve Long Held Secret From Me
TT: I said resonable Kanaya.
GA: That Was Reasonable
TT: Kanaya.
TT: Something else.
GA: Okay I Give Up What Is It
TT: Our anniversary.
GA: ............
GA: Oh
TT: Oh indeed.
GA: Im Sorry Time Is Hard To Keep Straight In My Head It All Melds Together Into A Large Blob
GA: This Isnt Helping Is It
TT: No. No it's not.
TT: Hey, remember what you said about breaking up?
GA: Yes
TT: Well guess what I'm about to say next.
GA: Please Dont
GA: Im Sorry I Truly Am And Rose Youre The One Good Thing I Have Left
GA: I Dont Want To Lose You
TT: And I didn't want you to forget our anniversary.
TT: But it seems like we can't all have what we want, now can we?
GA: ...
GA: I Didnt Want To Either
TT: Sigh.
TT: Kanaya, this was just...
TT: Very important to me.
GA: I Understand It Was Unforgivable
TT: Yes, it is.
TT: But I'm not breaking up with you over this.
TT: I just wanted to watch you squirm. Revenge and all, you know?
GA: Gee Thanks
GA: And I Am Truly Sorry Rose
GA: I Promise It Wont Happen Again
TT: Okay. Just please, remember next time. I don't like being forgotten.
GA: Oh My God Rose Im So Sorry
TT: Sorry doesn't cut it sometimes. You know how much these things mean to me.
TT: If you really want to make it up, prove that you really are sorry.
GA: Okay How
TT: I'm thinking French cuisine over a candlelit diner will suffice.
GA: Sounds Like A Good Idea To Me
TT: Oh, and you'll be paying.
GA: Sounds Like Fair Penance
TT: I probably should call ahead. There's been this very expensive and elaborate lobster dinner I've been eying.
GA: Oh No