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    Pure agony it was, to laugh this hard and for so long, but god if it didn’t feel good. Even better when he happened to stand again, using the kitchen counter to pull himself up, only to see his can opener left out. He sputtered, gasping for breath that seemed like it would never come. His reaction only made his friends laugh harder though they had no idea what the hell was so funny. Until Peter said it. And then he knew he had to be so, so, so far gone, because in no universe would he have ever said those words out loud.

    Or created a meme out of them and then posted said meme to Twitter.

    He blamed MJ.

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    In which Peter gets drunk and tweets a horny meme about Tony Stark.

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