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A bunch of chats belonging to immortal god-like robots, what can go wrong?

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I will not elaborate, just different chats from different local groups from different points in the timeline, completely out of order but it's all canon to my ocs

Aka an excuse to word vomit about my robot lore in the form of absolute chaos including but not limited to ocs acting OOC because of weird jumps in the lore and timeline I haven't shared yet

Chapter 1: An infestation is not the same thing as having pets

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[LIVE BROADCAST] - PUBLIC GROUP [SNOWEDMOUNTAIN] Vast Idealization Altering Legacies, Alliances Leveraged, Silver Patterned Armor, Strings of Golden Pearls

 

AL: Why in the name of the Ancients would you do that??

SoGP: I was curious, am I not allowed to be?

VIAL: Golden there is a difference between being curious and being stupid.

SoGP: I'm not stupid!

SPA: What are you three argueing about this time?

AL: Oh thank the Void Sea another Iterator with common sense..

AL: Silver you're a senior, can you PLEASE stamp it into Goldens hollow head that having a spider infestation in his can does not mean that he has pets now?

SPA: The wha- Golden what.

SoGP: They're cute!

VIAL: How are they cute? 

VIAL: You even let one of the big ones into your chamber, that's gross-

SoGP: Don't be rude to Jonathan.

SPA: He named a spider Jonathan?

SoGP: Yes! He just got in one day and stayed, he almost bit my arm off twice but that's fine.

AL: What is wrong with you.

SPA: Alli don't be rude.

SPA: He's still fairly young so give him some slack. I do have to say though that maybe it is a tad dumb to get your entire can infested with spiders.

SoGP: Awww do I have to get rid of them?

AL: Yes! Yes you do!

SoGP: Too bad I'm not doing that.

SPA: Golden.

SoGP: Alright alright fine I'll get rid of the spiders..

SoGP: I'm going to miss you Jonathan.