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  1. Rec 22

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    “M’lord, I’m feeling kind of underdressed, if I’m honest,” Martyn says. Ren looks up from the cow he’s feeding, amused smile already on his face.

    “What makes you say that?” Ren asks.

    “Look at you!” Martyn gestures to Ren with both hands. “You’ve got this whole… vengeful undead werewolf king thing going on, with the crown and the cape and the, you know, the blood and everything. I’m in a hoodie.”

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    30 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 5

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    He woke up only because of the hunger, in a way.

    (A philosophical essay could be written on the subject, if only he cared to speak about it.)

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    My take on Non human Etho, a mesh of both the fandom's headcanons and two important criteria I deduced : Etho is Etho, and Etho plays Minecraft.

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    10 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    It’s strange. Only now, confronted with the very thing he came down here to find, is reality enforcing itself upon Bdubs.

    This is impossible. Maybe the blackbox of Etho’s AI could be retrieved, but at a depth of 36,000 feet his netherite-fibered body would have lasted six seconds at most before his lovely face pulverized. Whatever’s left might as well be a husk of radiation. He is not outside the submersible. No one is.

    And still. A knock on the door. One-two-three. Polite and patient.

     

    (At the bottom of the ocean, Bdubs studies microbes with the help of the CONCORP android Etho. They are not alone.)

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    23 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Worrying at his lip, Jimmy weighs the risks. On one hand, there’s a terrifying rock node who knows how deep into a cave, and no one knows where he is. On the other… he kind of has to find out what it is now, doesn’t he?

    He steps into the cave.

    And the geode sings.

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    08 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    His body was weightless. His legs unsupported his body — there was no need for them, floating as they, as his limbs, were. He’d ask where he was, but in some way, he knew, even if he couldn’t put a name to it. It felt familiar, but not in the way your house is familiar. Like a stranger you’d never seen before, but whose gaze was comforting, like they knew, like they understood.

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    What if the end poem wasn't just words on a screen, but something Else? Something more beautiful? And what if Bdubs experienced it after he killed the ender dragon?

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    08 Nov 2025