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    "I saw Trixie and Katya together. Married.”

    “Pretty sure David is exhausted enough with me, let alone a sister wife who sweats like a whore in church.”

    “I have been a whore in church and I’m here to tell you the only sweating I was doing was from trying to hide my giant throbbing erection from a priest who looked like Andrew Garfield.”

    “Okay then what do you mean, we were married?”

    “I mean I saw the two of them as separate entities from you and me.”

    “Are you sure you weren’t just having another psychotic break? Because I expect you and your hallucinations to still trot your decrepit form out on that fucking stage every night.”

    “It wasn’t a hallucination. It was a vision.”

    “Okay then, Miss Cleo. Tell me more about the saga of lesbian love between them.”

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    A bizarrely romantic tale of Katya and her girl Trixie falling in love, all while the Brians watch. Expect the kind of taking it too far, oversharing, actually kind of sweet, unfettered weirdness that these two are all about.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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