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    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has had bad luck contracting employees of the Goblins, but Bill Weasley swears this one is the answer to ALL of their prayers when Harry's name is thrown from that manky 'ol Goblet for participation in the Triwzard Tournament. International cooperation gets a new definition when these boots touch the ground. Hang on guys, we got some chaos to spread!
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    “Headmaster, there’s been a development and I insist we speak about—“ Severus Snape marched unannounced from the stone stairway into the office, stopping mid stride and mid sentence upon seeing a cursedly familiar woman in the chair across from Dumbledore’s desk. She looked over perturbed at best and panicked at worst blurting out an uncontrolled “Oh my god, it’s you!”

    “You two know each other?” Bill questions

    The black clad man remains silent and still as if that would help him disappear through the walls unnoticed. His face flashes uncharacteristic shock, then settles into his typical scowl once again.

    You have got to be joking. Hecate, Circe, Morgana, strike me down where I stand, I beg of you.

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