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1. "I do have a girlfriend, the only thing is, she's not a girl." by snoosnooze

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Mar 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kaedehara Kazuha/Scaramouche
   • Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact)
   • Raiden Ei | Baal/Yae Miko
   • Kaedehara Kazuha
   • Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Beidou (Genshin Impact)
   • Ningguang (Genshin Impact)
   • Raiden Ei | Baal
   • Yae Miko (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Ningguang (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Yae Miko (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Puppet Raiden Shogun | Baal
   • OH boy here come a shit ton of horny tags
   • Begging
   • Breeding
   • Breeding Kink
   • Rough Sex
   • Lingerie
   • Face-Sitting
   • Rimming
   • Oral Sex
   • Orgasm Delay/Denial
   • Orgasm Control
   • Dirty Talk
   • Bad Dirty Talk
   • Scaramouche Has a Breeding Kink (Genshin Impact)
   • Sex Toys
   • Nipple Clamps
   • Nipple Play
   • Overstimulation
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Anal Beads
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Vibrators
   • Come Eating
   • Switching
   • Switch Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Switch Kaedehara Kazuha
   • Dom/sub
   • Master/Servant
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Grinding
   • Dildos
   • Face-Fucking
   • Loud Sex
   • uh there's a part where one of them feeds the other person cum
   • Feminization
   • Female terms are used for male genitalia occasionally because of the feminization kink
   • Cock Warming
   • Cock Slut
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Public Sex
   • public sex because they mention fucking in a forest but I don't actually write it
   • Come Inflation
   • Degradation
   • Safe Sane and Consensual
   • double ended dildos
   • How is that not a tag
   • That thing when you masturbate with your bro by rubbing your cocks together
   • Comeplay
   • Simultaneous Orgasm
   • 69 (Sex Position)
   • Cowgirl Position
   • Riding
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • The first part is in sort of like a hentai
   • the second part is more serious smut
   • Barebacking
   • I mean idk if condoms exist in the genshin universe
   • practice safe sex though guys
   • REMINDER AND EMPHASIS ON THE SWITCH DYNAMICS BTW
   • anyways that's it enjoy your porn

   Summary

   Beidou and Raiden converse about their sons, expressing attributes they'd love to see in their children's girlfriends.

   Where there's a hole, there's a goal, right fellas?

   Series

   • Part 1 of just some whores having flashbacks

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   English

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