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    "Want to tell me why you’re avoiding me? Are you scared, sweetheart? I don’t bite until the second date.”

    Fisting his hands in the fabric of his skirt, Dazai rounds out, “I don’t know what you mean. I’m not scared of you.”

    “No? You haven’t heard any… rumors about me?”

    That makes Dazai hesitate, marinating in embarrassment under Ranpo’s knowing gaze. He has heard-- admittedly a lot. Conflicting things. Troubling things. Very interesting things that keep him up at night, like what Poe said Ranpo can do with his tongue. But more importantly…

    “Kunikida-kun says he thinks you’re in a gang.”

    “That’s swell,” Ranpo says, “How much do you weigh?”

    Dazai balks, off-put and thoroughly annoyed at being ignored as he pointedly avoids Ranpo’s question in turn, “Are you?”

    “I bet I could bench you. I bet I could do all kinds of-”

    “Don’t say that!” Dazai huffs loudly, grimacing internally at just how whiny it comes out.

    Ranpo raises his eyebrows at him. “Why? Are you shy, princess?”

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