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*Klaus👑💀 started group*
*Klaus👑💀added Luther💪, Allison🗣️, Diego🔪Viktor💥, Ben💀*
*Klaus👑💀 named the group “brellas without cinco”*
Klaus👑💀
umm guys i think five is broken
Allison🗣️
What?
Klaus👑💀
hes like allowing affection from mom rn
Diego🔪
Oh shit, something’s wrong
Klaus👑💀
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Viktor💥
You guys are terrible. Maybe he just loves his mother and wants to spend time with her
Diego🔪
Are we talking about the same Five?
Viktor💥
Oh come on guys
Luther💪
Maybe Viktor’s right. I mean new timeline, new him right?
Klaus👑💀
HAHAHAHAHAA
Klaus👑💀 changed “Luther💪” to “monkey brains🐒🦍”
monkey brains🐒🦍
Hey, change me back
Klaus👑💀
make me bitch
monkey brains🐒🦍
I will literally come upstairs, don’t force me
Allison🗣️
Ok I think I figured out what’s wrong with Five
Klaus👑💀
called it
Allison🗣️
Mom said he has a fever
monkey brains🐒🦍
How? We got to this timeline like a week ago?
Viktor💥
His body probably just started to slow back down, realizing the end isn’t headed straight for him. All that lack of sleep and lack of good food probably hit him like a bus.
Allison🗣️
Poor little guy, I wish he had watched him better when he had gotten back.
Viktor💥
Yeah me too, but it’s all going to be alright Alli, you know that ❤️
Allison🗣️
Thank you Vik❤️
monkey brains🐒🦍
Klaus, I swear to god, change it back now
Klaus👑💀
youre no fun
Klaus changed “monkey brains🐒🦍” to “Luther💪”
Luther💪
Thank you.
Klaus👑💀
yeah yeah, so what do we do about five ?
Allison🗣️
Mom told me he’s having a hard time sleeping because of his pain.
Klaus👑💀
😢
Allison🗣️
So let’s assign jobs to everyone for the week
Diego🔪
Jobs? Allison, you know I’m a vigilante, I don’t do “jobs.”
Allison🗣️
No, I mean, like roles on how to help Five.
Klaus👑💀
youre so smart Alli
*Allison🗣️ hearted a message*
Viktor💥
So who should do what?
Allison🗣️
Mom is amazing cook, but can only do so much is so in so much time. Someone should help her cook foods, like soups, to make him feel better.
Viktor💥
Oooo, that sounds great for you Alli!
Allison🗣️
I hoped to do that role, in fact!!
*Viktor💥 hearted a message*
Allison🗣️
Another job could be cleaning his room. He is staying in the infirmary for now, so Mom can watch him and his vitals closely.
Viktor💥
That bad?
Allison🗣️
She said he should be fine, just making sure.
Allison🗣️
Also I want two people in his room with him. Mom said the worst of it seems to hit in his sleep. He’s been tossing and turning and barely resting, we can help that for sure.
Diego🔪
He would stab me with my own knife if I tried to comfort him.
Luther💪
Yeah and I would probably insult him by accident.
Allison🗣️
Fair enough. So if I’m on cook, I would say Viktor and Klaus could stay in the infirmary with him. That means you two have to clean his room.
Diego🔪
Fine by me, as long as monkey brains doesn’t get on my ass half way through it
*Klaus👑💀 hearted a message*
Luther💪
As long as you don’t throw a knife at me, I won’t start anything.
Klaus👑💀
ben told me he is still upset about his statueIM NOT I SWEAR
Klaus👑💀
GUYS BEN IS POSSESSING ME WITHOUT MY PERSOMISOOMN
Viktor💥
Omg.
Allison🗣️
Ok…so it’s decided! Diego and Luther will clean Five’s room, Klaus (and Ben) and Viktor will stay with Five, and I will help Mom cook food for him. Ok team?
Diego🔪
You got it.
Luther💪
Ok team!
Viktor💥
Got it Alli!
Klaus👑💀
ben feels honored to be included
*Allison🗣️ hearted 4 messages*
In the end, for the first time, the Hargreaves didn’t fail at a task as a family. Luther and Diego nearly broke important items, but Pogo helped sort everything out, that has the room spotless in conclusion. Allison and Grace’s food was devine and even someone as stubborn as Five gave into eating it all. Klaus was having trouble summoning Ben but as if the lord finally decided this family had enough, Ben was summoned moments before Five woke up. In fact, Five woke up to Ben stroking his head softly, and normally, Five would lash out and pull away but this was Ben and Ben was the exception. The small smile that crossed Five’s face when he realized it was Ben could have made a robot cry (actually it did; Grace was bawling quietly at the sight.) Viktor got him to eat his foods and Klaus had made him laugh many times. When Five had finally gotten better, he actually hugged everyone, telling him he was thankful for them. Even Ben appeared for the moment, making them realize The Umbrella Academy was whole for the first time in a long while and they didn’t need Reginald to be this wonderful thing.