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1. Pointless Relations by pegboard

   Fandoms: Splatoon  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Mar 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Agent 3/Agent 8 (Splatoon)
   • Agent 3 (Splatoon)
   • Agent 8 (Splatoon)
   • Minor Characters
   • Callie (Splatoon)
   • Marie (Splatoon)
   • Pearl (Splatoon)
   • Marina (Splatoon)
   • Sheldon (Splatoon)
   • They/Them Pronouns for Agent 3 (Splatoon)
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Explicit Consent
   • Masturbation
   • Mutual Pining
   • Requited Love
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn With Plot
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • First chapter can be read standalone
   • three has negative rizz
   • but it's okay cause eight compensates for it
   • it's MY fic. i can make them as stupid as i want

   Summary

   ”I almost forgot how beautiful you are,” Eight murmured, placing his other hand higher up on Three’s bicep. He ghosted a finger along the outline of the long-healed wound, willing himself to not dwell on the past right now. ”It’s been too long.”

   or: the one where agents Eight and Three relieve their shared sexual tension in a totally platonic and heterosexual fashion.

   (i’m never gonna get around to finishing this. as per the tag, chapter one can be read standalone.)

   Language:

   English

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   2,191

   Chapters:

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