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Lexie is online
Lexie: WHATS UP FUCKERS
ResponsibleParentalFigure is online
ResponsibleParentalFigure: It is 2 am. Give me a valid reason for this disturbance.
Lexie: im borde
Lexie: bored
turtle-fucker: ayyyy me tooo
TJeff is online
TJeff: What the fuck. I’m trying to get my beauty rest.
Lexie: then put your phone on silent asshat
JeffSimp is online
JeffSimp: Come back to sleeppppp thomasss im tiredddd
TJeff: Fine.
TJeff and JeffSimp are offline
Lexie: ughhhh finally hes gone
ResponsibleParentalFigure: Go. to. Sleep.
Lexie: why are you such a stick in the mud burr
ResponsibleParentalFigure: Whatever. Go to bed.
ResponsibleParentalFigure is offline
Lexie: heh heh sucker
turtle-fucker: lol
Lexie: soooo
TheFrenchiestFry is online
TheFrenchiestFry: What are you guys doing up?
Lexie: were bored
turtle-fucker: yep
TheBestSchuyler is online
TheBestSchuyler: whats up now lexie
Lexie: hii peggyyy
TheBestSchuyler: its 2:30 in the morning
Lexie: mhm and
TheBestSchuyler: if angelica finds out ur dead
Lexie: istg if u fucking tell het im going to kill u
Lexie: her
TheBestSchuyler: pay me
Lexie: $5
TheBestSchuyler: nahh i think ima call her
Lexie: $10 cmon pegs im poor
TheBestSchuyler: eh
Angie is online
turtle-fucker: oh shit
Lexie: haha i dont have to pay u peggyyy
Angie: Alexander Hamilton. Would you like to tell me why you are up at ungodly hours?
Lexie: no
Angie: Then I suggest you go to bed.
Lexie: and what if i dont
Angie: Do you want to find out? Because I will come to your dorm right now.
Lexie: u r no fun but im not scared of u haha
Angie: If i wasn’t so tired i would come down and kick your ass. You’re lucky. I’ll be there in the morning.
Lexie: man
TheBestSchuyler: and you still have to pay me
Lexie: for what?!
TheBestSchuyler: being awesome
Lexie: no
TheBestSchuyler: worth a shot well im going to bed
TheBestSchuyler is offline
Angie: Be ready.
Angie is offline
TheFrenchiestFry: Welp. You are dead.
TheFrenchiestFry is offline
turtle-fucker: gn lex ily
Lexie: gn ily
turtle-fucker and Lexie are offline
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