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1. 101 dumb ways (not) to die by luckybamboo

   Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Apr 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Hua Cheng/Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Hua Cheng (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Xie Lian (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Feng Xin (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Mu Qing (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • Ruoye (Tian Guan Ci Fu)
   • canon levels of the following:
   • Passive Suicidality
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Stabbing
   • really terrible things happening to xie lian in the past
   • the whole coffin incident thing ™
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • I'll add more tags as i go
   • major character death or is he just chilling?
   • xie lian's having a great time thank you

   Summary

   The thing about dying, is that sometimes it causes a bit of a misunderstanding, and many unintended consequences.
   ...

   Xie Lian takes his first step, misjudges his strength, and accidentally sends a giant fissure running through the ground. He watches, horrified, as the earth tears in two, splitting an ancient pine tree perfectly in half. It's then that Xie Lian realizes exactly what is wrong.

   There’s really no other explanation for it.

   He must be dead.

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