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  1. Regulus Black's Dating Guide for Beginners by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    03 Jun 2023

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    In the Spring of his seventh year, Severus is pissed off, because Lily doesn't talk to him or even look at him anymore, but instead, she seems to be finally giving in to James Potter's never ending date requests. Luckily, Regulus knows just what to do about it.

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    "You could always start dating someone else. I’m talking about a fake relationship, you know. But a really hot one, that is.”

    "Oh, a hot fake relationship? Me? Please tell me you're not serious.”

    "I always am."

    “And who would you suggest I do it with, Black? Have any ideas?"

    "Well… basically anyone. Like me, for example… if you don't have anyone else in mind right now."

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