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The small Italian pasta man stared at the white four legged thing beneath him. "YAHOO"! The small creature stared with it's wide eyes, uncomprehending, unchanging expression, before it replied "YIPPIE!!!". The CREATURE jumped up in joy. The man kneeled down to pet the small thing, "whata small thing" he whispered down affectionately. He picked it up and cradled it as he walked away. The creature stared in joy at him.
Mario hopped along the mushrooms, putting the creature into his car before the race started.
“YIPPEEEEE” could be heard throughout the whole race
As they rounded the first turn, a shell came flying toward their car. Mario swerved to the side, but the shell clipped the CREATURE.
"Yippee," it said, very sadly.
"Itsa hard to race," Mario told the creature. The creature agreed.
Ahead of them, Luigi was driving his car and not paying very much attention. As Mario's car grew near, the creature pulled out a paint ball gun. It peppered Luigi and his car with the paint balls, SPLOT SPLOT SPLOT!
"Oh-a no-a!" Luigi cried as he spun off the track.
Now, only one car was ahead of them, Toad. Mario held the creature up. "Itsa time for you to-a shine!"
The creature leapt onto Toad, eating him in three bites. The empty car spun out and crashed, and the creature scampered back to Mario. They passed the finish line and celebrated with a giant pizza. The creature ate three slices.