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How odd that on a routine Doxy removal by herself, The Golden Girl encounters an infestation of more Doxys' than has ever been recorded.
Like… in the history of the Magical Creatures Liaison Department (where she works).
Like… in the history of Wizarding Britain (where she lives).
PS: Their venom is very poisonous and causes vivid, intense hallucinations and renders a person completely unconscious before a brain melting death - did you know?
Very odd indeed.-OR-
The one where Hermione has a super secret admirer... who sends her un-traceable Doxy infestation removal requests. Who apparently has her home address. Who likes her new red dress.