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Yuki Today at 4:00 AM
What is the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
enanan Today at 4:00 AM
why are you asking us this
Yuki Today at 4:00 AM
I’m working on the song lyrics.
enanan Today at 4:02 AM
knowledge is the stuff you know
wisdom is the stuff you should know that you only learn from experience
K Today at 4:03 AM
knowledge is information that you have, wisdom includes the ability to make good judgments
amia Today at 4:03 AM
hang on i have the perfect analogy
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||||| knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
||||| wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
|||| That was deep
||| philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
|| That was deeper.
| common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty>
Yuki Today at 4:03 AM
I see. Thanks, everyone.
enanan Today at 4:03 AM
how would ketchup be a smoothie
amia Today at 4:04 AM
idk personally i think it could be
if you drank it
K Today at 4:04 AM
i used to drink ketchup on its own
so i think it’s like a smoothie
enanan Today at 4:04 AM
k... why were you drinking ketchup
Yuki Today at 4:04 AM
What does ketchup taste like?
amia Today at 4:05 AM
really good
best condiment ever
especially with fries
K Today at 4:06 AM
it’s slightly sweet and sour, with a smooth texture and a slight hint of vinegar
Yuki Today at 4:06 AM
Thank you, K.
enanan Today at 4:06 AM
K STOP DODGING THE QUESTION
WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU DRINKING KETCHUP
THATS SO GROSS
K Today at 4:07 AM
oh, sorry enanan
because of sans undertale
enanan Today at 4:07 AM
??????????????
amia Today at 4:07 AM
shit good point
enanan Today at 4:07 AM
THAT IS NOT A GOOD REASON
Yuki Today at 4:07 AM
Who is Sans Undertale?
enanan Today at 4:07 AM
K I TRUSTED YOU
amia Today at 4:08 AM
k ur so real
K Today at 4:08 AM
okay but also i just liked drinking ketchup
enanan Today at 4:10 AM
......... moving past that
nobody answered my original question
how the hell would ketchup be a smoothie
K Today at 4:11 AM
because i drink it like a smoothie
enanan Today at 4:12 AM
okay but that would make every edible liquid a smoothie
which is not true
K Today at 4:12 AM
oh
i didn’t think of that
amia Today at 4:15 AM
well, you see, a smoothie is a thick, smooth drink created by pureeing fruit and other assorted ingredients in a blender. although it commonly has a liquid base, not every smoothie has milk or yogurt. as long as it includes pureed fruit, it is a smoothie. and since tomato is a fruit and ketchup is made by pureeing tomatoes with other ingredients to form a thick, smooth liquid, it is a smoothie as long as it is treated like a drink.
enanan Today at 4:15 AM
amia wtf
K Today at 4:15 AM
thank you, amia
amia Today at 4:15 AM
ur welcome :3
enanan Today at 4:15 AM
thATS
JUST FLAT OUT WRONG
THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR LOGIC
amia Today at 4:16 AM
oh really? like what?
enanan Today at 4:16 AM
THERE JUST IS
KETCHUP CANT BE A SMOOTHIE
amia Today at 4:16 AM
idk i think my logic is pretty sound
enanan Today at 4:16 AM
COMMON SENSE
K Today at 4:16 AM
sorry, enanan. i think amia has this one
enanan Today at 4:16 AM
K PLEASE
ILL BUY YOU KETCHUP IF YOU AGREE WITH ME
amia Today at 4:17 AM
oh now ur resorting to bribery?
remind me who thought drinking ketchup was gross?
enanan Today at 4:17 AM
I NEVER SAID THAT DRINKING KETCHUP WAS GROSS
amia Today at 4:18 AM
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enanan Today at 4:06 AM
K STOP DODGING THE QUESTION
WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU DRINKING KETCHUP
THATS SO GROSS>
enanan Today at 4:18 AM
ok so maybe i did say that
BUT I TAKE IT BACK
K PLEASE
K Today at 4:18 AM
sorry, amia wins this one...
Yuki Today at 4:18 AM
I’m back.
I was researching ketchup because I was curious.
And I learned that the process of creating ketchup involves simmering the tomato mixture.
However, smoothies do not involve the process of transforming the ingredients by cooking them, as they are typically cold drinks.
Therefore, although ketchup does include a puréed fruit, it cannot be classified as a smoothie.
enanan Today at 4:20 AM
i cant believe im saying this
BUT THANK YOU YUKI
FOR BEING THE ONLY ONE WITH A BRAIN IN THIS GROUP
Yuki Today at 4:20 AM
I was only stating the truth.
enanan Today at 4:20 AM
UGH JUST TAKE THE COMPLIMENT
amia Today at 4:20 AM
warm smoothie
enanan Today at 4:20 AM
AMIA NO
Yuki Today at 4:20 AM
Smoothies are not boiled, Amia.
K Today at 4:21 AM
hey yuki?
Yuki Today at 4:21 AM
Yes?
K Today at 4:21 AM
wouldn’t that make ketchup a soup?
amia Today at 4:21 AM
KETCHUP SOUP
enanan Today at 4:21 AM
SOUP???????????
Yuki Today at 4:21 AM
Soups are typically boiled liquids, but can be served cold. So yes.
amia Today at 4:21 AM
SOUP
SOUP
SOUP
K Today at 4:21 AM
soup!!!!
amia Today at 4:21 AM
KETCHUP SOUP
enanan Today at 4:21 AM
TOMATO SOUP IS SEPARATE FROM KETCHUP
amia Today at 4:21 AM
KETCHUP IS SOUP!!!
YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE TRUTH, ENANAN
K Today at 4:22 AM
what do you have against ketchup soup?
enanan Today at 4:22 AM
TOMATO SOUP ALREADY EXISTS AND IT IS NOT KETCHUP
K Today at 4:22 AM
but ketchup can also be soup
amia Today at 4:22 AM
ketchup is a smoothie soup
K Today at 4:22 AM
a soupthie?
amia Today at 4:22 AM
smoup
K Today at 4:22 AM
smoup!!!!!
enanan Today at 4:22 AM
this is the worst timeline
i refuse to live in a world with smoup
amia Today at 4:23 AM
im sorry you fear the truth
Yuki Today at 4:24 AM
Ketchup soup versus tomato soup is like orange juice with the pulp versus without the pulp.
I have never had orange juice, but based on my knowledge of ketchup, orange juice, and tomato soup, this makes sense to me.
amia Today at 4:24 AM
seems legit
K Today at 4:24 AM
as an orange juice liker this makes sense
enanan Today at 4:24 AM
AS AN ORANGE JUICE LIKER I HATE THIS
HOW IS ORANGE JUICE. LIKE KETCHUP.
i am HORRIFIED. i cant argue because i get the analogy
but just know that my soul hurts
K Today at 4:25 AM
i'm sorry the truth hurts you like this enanan...
amia Today at 4:25 AM
LMAO??????????????
K Today at 4:25 AM
you’re laughing... enanan is hurting and you’re laughing…
amia Today at 4:25 AM
enanan laughs at me all the time i dont wanna hear it
K Today at 4:25 AM
fair enough
enanan Today at 4:25 AM
HEY
Yuki Today at 4:25 AM
Not to change the subject, but I still have a question.
I searched it up and got confusing results.
Who is Sans Undertale?