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Black Sails Episode 3x03 in Shakespearean Verse

Summary:

This is my transcript of Episode 3x03 of Black Sails, translated into full Shakespearean verse, i.e., iambic pentameter. If that's something you're interested in reading, well, you're in luck!

Notes:

Please note that this fic is written in modern English. I am not a professional or a scholar, I just did this for fun. Any errors made are my own.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Dramatis Personae, in Order of Appearance

 

BONNY, a pirate

MAX, a lady

VANE, Captain of the Ranger

FEATHERSTONE, a clerk

JACK, a quartermaster

GUTHRIE, a merchant

ROGERS, Governor of Nassau

FLINT, Captain of the Walrus

BILLY, a pirate

TEACH, Captain of the Queen Anne’s Revenge

SILVER, a stranger

MIRANDA, a ghost

HORNIGOLD, a pirate hunter

 

PIRATES, MERCHANTS, SAILORS, etc.

 

 

 

SCENE I

exterior, a beach at night

 

[Enter BONNY, MAX, and MERCHANTS.]

 

BONNY

My tongue is not accustomed to your speech

And I too long have played the silent part;

Yet by the sword I’ve cut the tongues of men

And by the knife I settle my accounts.

Here now- another boorish, drunken cry

Of feverish disorder. I have not the sense

For business, yet my eyes can see aright

And pierce the heart of any grunting ape.

Here we have a wastrel of renown,

Who cheated, lied, and stole all he possessed.

A pirate in his deeds, if not in name

And yet he is the merchant, I the savage.

 

MAX

I hope that we have shown you how our girls

May pleasure those who see our interests met.

Observe the scale while I inspect the pearls,

A moment now, you’ll have your payment yet.

 

MERCHANT

Remarkable that such as you can read

And discourse as a fairer lady might.

 

BONNY

I should have him draw, if he be man enough.

 

MAX

Peace. It is well with the accounts.

 

MERCHANT

A just determination. If you should flee

The governor’s approach, let it be known

I offer you my patronage.

 

MAX

Governor? I cry you, tell me more.

 

BONNY (aside)

Another man would already be dead.

As lover’s boon, I’ll gladly spare his head.

 

[Exeunt BONNY, MAX, and MERCHANTS.]

 

 

 

SCENE II

interior, a tavern

 

[Enter MAX, JACK, VANE, FEATHERSTONE, and BONNY.]

 

MAX

Damn the governor to hell

And seven-hundred soldiers to a man.

He comes to challenge us.

 

VANE

How now, when will they arrive?

 

MAX

Twelve days, methinks.

 

VANE

Twelve days, and here we lie with scant defense.

 

FEATHERSTONE

Peace, peace. How many Men o’ War?

 

MAX

I know not.

 

FEATHERSTONE

How many guns?

 

MAX

Fie, I know not.

 

VANE

A Man o’ War’s a pretty set of fangs.

It matters not the number, nor the cause.

They will not rest till every pirate hangs.

Six guns alone will only give them pause.

Instead, let us avail ourselves of crews

That know the taste of blood and feel no fear.

A show of steel, a massive show of force.

By strength alone will we commit them here.

Let splinters be a laurel, smoke a wreath,

And fill the harbor’s mouth with bloodied teeth.

 

JACK

A thousand men or more, now there’s the way.

If Flint does not return, I’ll take command.

The governor will know, if he’s to stay,

He’ll risk humiliation by our hand.

 

FEATHERSTONE

I trust you, Jack. I think it can be done.

 

JACK

I’ll go at once. The battle’s far from won.

 

[Exeunt MAX, JACK, VANE, FEATHERSTONE, and BONNY.]

 

 

 

SCENE III

interior, the Governor’s flagship

 

[Enter GUTHRIE and ROGERS.]

 

GUTHRIE

What is this?

 

ROGERS

Attend- you’ll find here my address

To the inhabitants of Nassau.

 

GUTHRIE

By this address you mean

To sail into the harbor, lay your anchor

And read this piece aloud?

 

ROGERS

Will that not do?

 

GUTHRIE

It will not.

 

ROGERS

By this I mean to offer them a boon.

A pardon, law and order, legal trade,

And civil commerce, all commencing soon.

If they accept, no man need draw a blade.

 

GUTHRIE

You need not fear an organized defense.

In this, at least, dear Hornigold was right.

Flint’s their only man not lacking sense,

Though Vane may yet be tricky in a fight.

In truth, you have them backed up in a corner.

Attack them now. Your siege is done in days.

Now watch my pen- I’ve struck out law and order.

You’ll find those men embittered by the phrase.

 

ROGERS

Clear them out? You fool, if I should strike,

Then when the Navy lands, I am undone.

Don’t you know that like allies with like?

I’ll lose the trust of every single one!

It could take months to cut the serpent’s head

And grind it into dust beneath my heel.

A war of force results in hundreds dead-

 

GUTHRIE

-How now, what rush? What drive to have them kneel?

Even with the fortunes of your kin,

It worries you- the time it takes to win.

 

ROGERS

There were, perhaps, a few to whom I made

Some promises to garner their support.

Some businesses in credit, stock, and trade

With whom I called in favors, built rapport.

And many of these parties, as you know-

My creditors, investors, and the bank-

The interest rates, they only grow and grow

Even for a man of stable rank.

But deadlines may be pushed, and bargains made

With institutions found on native soil.

In time, even the steepest debts are paid

So long as one puts in the work and toil.

Nassau is my Charybdis- yet they lack

The breath of Spain the Scylla at my back.

 

GUTHRIE

Fie, Spain.

 

ROGERS

I swore to them that I would seize the fort,

Secure what yet remains of Urca’s gold

And bring it whole, still bleeding, back to court.

If I do not- the thought still leaves me cold.

 

GUTHRIE (aside)

Aye, there’s the rub. Uncertainty and doubt.

If he strike quick and true, then all be fine,

For Vane’s the only hand to carry out

the dirty work, and Flint’s the only mind.

 

[Exeunt GUTHRIE and ROGERS.]

 

 

 

SCENE IV

exterior, the Doldrums

 

[Enter PIRATE.]

 

PIRATE

We are dead, and thusly we are bound

To linger here in darkness and in doubt.

Afloat a thousand miles from the ground,

Surrounded by the ocean, and in draught.

We are dead, and thus consigned to Hell,

A place where even angels fear to walk.

Our pace is naught. Our sails refuse to swell.

Our throats close up till we can barely talk.

We are dead, and thus we simply lie

In our own excrement until we choke.

Beneath our Father God’s indifferent eye,

Our spirits bend and bow till they are broke.

As one we weep and wail from dusk to dawn.

In such a place is this, all hope is gone.

 

[Exit PIRATE. Enter BILLY and FLINT.]

 

FLINT

I warn you, boy, to keep a watchful eye

On Silver, for the man is not himself.

A belly-pinch plays tricks upon the mind,

And capers with the senses, makes them weak,

Confounds, confuses, and otherwise dulls them.

Silver, should the Furies then conspire

To have their way with him, will speak in tongues

And contrariwise visions. The man holds council

With goblins, and conjures spirits from the air.

 

BILLY

The men will claim- at least, so I have heard-

It is his role to contradict your word.

 

FLINT

My word is this- what little food we have

Must yet endure until we come ashore.

So to this end, I tally up the names

Of every man we have, and blacken half.

In striking out the name, I strike the man,

And so I fill our bellies, let us live.

Our quartermaster thinks that I’ve gone mad.

That Charlestown has thusly made it so- that I

Have trimmed my wits at either end, the fool.

My peace of mind is like a brimming cup.

 

[Exit FLINT.]

 

BILLY

What Silver could not do, Miranda did.

That cup is balanced on her coffin’s lid.

 

[Exit BILLY.]

 

 

 

SCENE V

interior, a tavern

 

[Enter JACK, FEATHERSTONE, VANE, and PIRATES.]

 

JACK

Alack, I’ve had enough! I bid you sit

And think. If you continue playing babes

In absence of your mother’s blushing breast,

Then I shall play the father’s role with grace

And strike you round the ears to clear your heads.

What hast cooled your blood hath mine enflamed.

Children, have you also lost your manhoods?

It stands to reason that if we propose

Constricting English ships in Nassau’s throat,

We’d best prepare to swallow.

 

PIRATE

Fie, you rogue.

You posit every ship must join our cause

If we have any hope of saving face?

 

JACK

You will recall the business deals I forged

Have generously filled your coffers full.

Each capture sees you plump, your holds engorged

With more than any navy captain’s pull.

 

PIRATE

But all this without Flint? It can’t be done.

 

JACK

Give me but a pen, a list of names

And I’ll arouse your men to such a state

That failure to deliver conjures shame

In every breast from whore to caulker's mate.

A vocal opposition- fie, for what?

The thought of losing? Baseless, cringing fear?

For flinching men, the whorehouse doors will shut;

They'll ne'er again find wife or woman here.

Mark me, I'm committed. As is Vane,

And so is Flint, when he returns again.

 

[Exeunt JACK and PIRATES. Enter TEACH.]

 

TEACH

How now, it seems I see your courtly clown

Has filled their ears with so much sound and fury.

It comes to naught- I hear that Flint went down

Somewhere off St. Kitts, or that’s the story.

We must be in agreement, worthy Vane,

That should you coax the men with naught in hand,

Each crew will turn, reject you as their thane,

And bend the knee to none of Jack’s demands.

 

VANE

And how do you propose we stay the course?

 

TEACH

I’ll take up arms by Flint’s abandoned throne.

I’ll unify the men- by show of force

Consume their strength and count it as my own.

I’ll rid you of the burden of this place.

A better mind than Flint’s must set the pace.

 

VANE

You ne’r did listen, ne’r did bend an ear,

And here I speak so rarely. Hear me now;

I call it not a burden. To this land

And to this people, I commit myself.

 

TEACH

I know your mind- you are the loping dog

That walks among the timber, bloodied teeth

From cutting down cruel men. I know you well.

Commitment weighs upon you like a chain

And makes of free men, slavers. You are made

To beg your peers for service, or for swords

Yet none would risk their lives to save your skin.

 

VANE

Jack would. Jack has.

 

TEACH

Of course the fool would do.

How else does such as he survive out here,

Except to cleave to better men than he

And suckle like remora at their blood.

I myself am made of sterner stuff

And cleave myself to no one, for no cause.

I ask you for your partnership, and that

Is everything and all, I ask no more.

Eight years I’ve been away, and in this time

My wives have come and gone, and left me naught.

I am a blunted sword, I long to cut

A place out for myself, and for my line-

Nature has denied me what it takes

To carry on my name, but not the need.

My Charles, who was ever dear to me,

Now that you know my reason and my curse,

What say you?

 

[Exeunt VANE and TEACH.]

 

 

 

SCENE VI

interior, the Walrus

 

[Enter SILVER and BILLY.]

 

BILLY

I hear you have been fasting unannounced.

 

SILVER

I will not give him satisfaction thus.

You know the very man of whom I speak;

The man who wrings the souls of better men

As I now wring the blood from meager eels.

If I would be respected by the crew

I dare not come before them, hat in hand

At fullest strength while they all waste away.

 

BILLY

That tyrant Flint would see the crew cut short.

Your strength must hold. You must give your retort.

 

SILVER

Ignorance, thy name is Billy Bones.

Truly you are rarer than a pearl,

And like your father, agitate the oyster.

Know you not that no man can pretend

To serve a king sometimes, and sometimes not?

 

BILLY

Hold your tongue, and know you have

A role among the men-

 

SILVER

-o, fie my role!

If I did stand against him, as you say,

And in the sight of all assembled crew,

The very ship would crumble at the sight,

And thus, an impotent, I must sit by.

Woe to all who ever came by Flint!

Again he’s done as he has done before

And turned the very earth to his design.

 

BILLY (aside)

How now, it seems he thinks that Flint’s a witch

In coarser terms, the man’s a tricky bitch

 

SILVER

I do not fear whatever wily sprite

Did conjure from the air that fateful storm,

For Flint’s a rarer sorcerer of night.

The man’s desires give the world its form.

When Flint evoked the tempest’s awful wrath

And turned us loose with murderous intent,

He forced our hands, confounded every path

Until the very best of us were spent.

I knew he dwelt within a darkness vast.

The movement of the spheres is all his will.

He’ll drink our very souls down to the last

And now, while crewmen starve, he eats his fill.

O villain! He that conjured up the spell

That made of Nassau heaven, England hell!

 

BILLY

The men abhor a vain self-sacrifice

Now drink your cup, I will not ask you twice

 

 

 

SCENE VII

interior, a cave at night

 

[Enter MAX and BONNY.]

 

BONNY

What have you there?

 

MAX

It is a balance.

 

BONNY

Pray, look at me.

 

MAX

Our time grows short, and I must be about

The business of dividing our accounts.

 

BONNY

Do not ask me to cleave myself from you.

And yet, if you but ask, this I will do.

 

MAX

I know you will. When I was small

My father’s house looked very tall.

The windowpane was cold and gray.

I watched her sing and sleep and play

And never work or cry at all.

 

The fireplace, the parlor wall.

My father’s laugh, her birthday doll.

I learned what love was like that day.

I know you will.

 

Climactic rise and steeper fall.

I’m learning life. I have the gall

To make it work. There’s no delay.

You have to go. You cannot stay.

So trust that I will weigh it all-

 

BONNY

I know you will.

 

 

 

SCENE VIII

exterior, the Doldrums

 

[Enter SILVER, ROS, GUIL, FLINT, and PIRATES.]

 

SILVER

You stand accused of stealing our reserve,

A crime which no confession can redeem.

You broke the bond of trust we must preserve.

The penalty must therefore be extreme.

Each of you were told to do your part

In watching over stores left in your care.

A full day’s ration gone- yet still you doubt

That in my judgement, I am just and fair?

Whichever is the guilty man, confess,

Though each accuse the other of the crime.

I ask for honest answers, nothing less,

So speak, before I ask a final time.

Repair in some small part this broken trust

Between us all, or I’ll do what I must.

 

ROS

Not I, good sir, I swear it-

 

GUIL

-fie, look here!

I ask you, does my conduct not ring true?

You’ve seen me live these last few weeks in fear,

Yet weathered this along with all of you.

I’ve never cried, nor blubbered, sniveled, whined,

So count me not a liar, cheat, or cur.

I’m nothing like this coward and his kind.

I cry you, Captain, take me at my word.

 

[FLINT loads weapon, shoots GUIL. FLINT begins to reload.]

 

ROS

Bless you, sir, I knew you’d see the truth.

Captain- God in Heaven. Please don’t shoot.

 

[FLINT shoots ROS. Exit SILVER. Exeunt ROS and GUIL carried by PIRATES.]

 

FLINT

Does everyone understand?

Does anyone have anything to say?

 

[FLINT begins to weep. Exit FLINT.]

 

 

 

SCENE IX

interior, the Unknown

 

[Enter MIRANDA, holding a candle.]

 

MIRANDA

Mark me.

The hour has come when I must walk by night

With Specter Death, if only for a while,

Until dawnlight breaks and I must go

And render myself up unto the sea.

 

[Enter FLINT.]

 

MIRANDA

He approaches.

 

FLINT

O, Miranda…

 

MIRANDA

Be not afraid.

 

FLINT

When Thomas died, I made the world his pyre

For you, my grief eclipsed my soul entire

 

MIRANDA

When first I met you there, you were unformed,

And when I bade you cast aside your shame

You did, and lo, our Captain Flint was born,

Slipped dripping from my womb, as yet unnamed.

Then for a time I played the lover’s part,

Though you and I found we were suited ill.

Then soon I played the wife to soothe your heart,

Which is, in part, the role I’m playing still.

I love you like no other, I will guide

Your steel aright, you face a Stygian shore;

But God regards; His pupil dilates wide

Until you make a shovel of an oar.

 

[MIRANDA blows out the candle. Exeunt MIRANDA and FLINT.]

 

 

 

SCENE X

exterior, the Doldrums

 

[Enter FLINT and SILVER.]

 

SILVER

The rotting whale must rise, so too do ghosts

Draw near the surface of the rotting mind,

For ghosts do not decay except in dreams.

It’s hard to tell the scale of what we see,

Nor what may lie in wait beneath the waves.

It has not moved since first we saw her hull;

The broadside of a body, not long dead.

 

FLINT

She will sustain us. Ready me a launch,

I’ll see to it myself.

 

SILVER

Fie, you will not.

You devil, you know full as well as I

That only I have strength to pull the oar,

Return you to your ship, so I will go.

I will not hear a word against my will.

 

[Change in lighting to resemble the Unknown.]

 

SILVER

I took it from you.

 

FLINT

Aye?

 

SILVER

The Urca gold.

The Spanish came to intercept the cache.

Our movements were confounded, you were told.

I lied to you. I burned your plan to ash,

Engaged the scouts and oversaw the sale

To Rackham’s men, and I conceived it all.

I saw it through. I knew your plan must fail.

I’m not like them. I’m not your fucking thrall.

So fight me, kill me, haul yourself alone.

Go back. You’re not the man you claim to be.

Or else agree our partnership is stone.

By God, you cur, you will account for me.

 

FLINT

You did this?

 

SILVER

Aye.

 

FLINT

You dog, you did it all?

And where’d you lay your claim?

 

SILVER

I gave it up. I could not yet retain

What portion of the treasure was my own,

Betray those on this ship, and still remain.

Without them I’m a cripple, nothing more,

Yet in their eyes, they look at me as though

They’ve seen me put my head in Delphi’s vapors

And breathe in.

 

FLINT

Delphi has a rank and baseless smell

That turns men’s stomaches, beyond even this;

How now, the carcass.

 

SILVER

Wretched thing. See there,

The vast and sightless eye, the splitting flesh,

The bowel’s gaping maw. Yet that which dies

Brings predators to feast upon the carrion.

It seems our luck may set still turn around.

We need not eat the offal. Look below.

 

[Exeunt FLINT and SILVER, pursued by a shark.]

 

 

 

SCENE XI

interior, the Governor’s flagship

 

[Enter GUTHRIE, ROGERS, and SAILORS.]

 

ROGERS

Report.

 

SAILOR

Their ships do compass the horizon.

I know not their banners.

 

ROGERS

Ready the line. The harbor mouth is wide

And bristling with masts.

 

SAILOR

Captain Teach, it seems, is every bit

The strategist reports suggest he is.

 

ROGERS

Be silent. Lock

Your tongue behind your teeth, or else prepare

To offer something more than base critique.

 

SAILOR

Regretfully, my lord, I must protest.

I see no means by which our naval force,

Substantial though it be, may claim the beach

And suffer not a devastating loss

Of capital, our assets set to plunge.

 

ROGERS

I see. Then I myself will go alone

And parley with the men upon the sand.

Ready me a launch, and I will go

And make of Nassau town an English pulpit.

 

SAILOR

It will not do.

 

ROGERS

Oh, it will not?

 

SAILOR

Ever it has been my sacred charge

To guard your mortal flesh, and so therein

Protect your each endeavor from all harm.

 

GUTHRIE

If you would speak, enlist another mouth.

 

SAILOR

Remove her, I will not abide a wagging tongue

Nor yet a woman’s wailing.

 

ROGERS

Peace, I’ll hear her.

Will you go in my stead?

 

GUTHRIE

I will not.

My enemies betwixt the beach and here

Would twice the world compass, stacked end to end.

 

ROGERS

Than whom?

 

GUTHRIE

The pirate hunter- here, now heed my will-

Nassau owes his gray beard such a debt

That in his age they hold him in esteem

The loudest wagging tongue, if ‘er he speaks

Is stilled. They give him high consideration.

He walks by his own council, like the moon,

And like the moon, his years have turned him white.

Let not the rub escape you- should he fail

It will be no great loss to you and yours.

 

[Exeunt GUTHRIE, ROGERS, and SAILORS. Enter PIRATE.]

 

 

 

SCENE XII

exterior, Nassau town

 

[Enter TEACH and PIRATES.]

 

PIRATE

How now, I see good Hornigold’s approach

Yet no man stands between nor halts his march.

 

TEACH

How soon the viperous youth, with serpent sting

Turn and bite the heels of their gray elders.

See how he flies the banner? Should he fall

While under such a flag, blades will draw.

 

[Exeunt TEACH and PIRATES. Enter HORNIGOLD.]

 

HORNIGOLD

In the name of the governor of New Providence Island, the Honorable Woodes Rogers.

The time has come to bring a wayward child back into the fold. An island that rejected its parent empire, but that must long for the embrace of civilization once again.

Be it proclaimed that any man on this island who will accept that embrace- who will renounce violence against the crown, who will renounce piracy- that man will be offered a full, complete, and unqualified pardon. No matter what you've done, no matter how irredeemable you believe it to be, your king and your governor wish to offer you a clean slate, a new beginning here in Nassau.

All of you, that is, but one. One so committed to disorder and chaos that his presence is incompatible with civilized society.

Be it known there shall be a bounty of 10,000 pounds sterling for the capture of the pirate Charles Vane, dead or alive.

 

[Exit HORNIGOLD.]

 

[Curtain.]

Notes:

A few bonus author’s notes:

MAX - In Scene VII, Max is speaking in a rondeau, which is a French poetic form of fifteen lines, with phrases repeated throughout for emphasis. John McCrae’s war poem “In Flanders Fields” is an excellent example of an English-language rondeau.

BILLY - Billy Bones is the son of pamphlet printers, so I thought it would be interesting to have him speak only in rhyming couplets.

JACK - As a more comedic voice, Jack is allowed more overt punning / sexual innuendo than the other characters.

HORNIGOLD - Hornigold’s reading of the Governor’s address is presented unchanged from the original text, giving it a jarring and uncanny quality to shock the audience into discomfort. The only other time this occurs is at the end of Scene VIII, when Flint speaks directly to the audience.

SHARK - I had to. I simply had to.

SILVER - The original intention was to have Silver mirror the dialogue style of whomever he was speaking to at the time. However, as Silver shared his screen time with just two reoccurring characters in this episode, one of whom speaks only in rhyming couplets, this idea was laid to rest.