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    After a major hack exposing athletes for many (stupid/dumb/terrible) things, Ilya Rozanov's messages are laid bare for the world to see. He promised Shane he would delete anything incriminating, but they didn't define what that meant.

    For Ilya, who doesn't care if the world knows Shane Hollander is his friend (after all isn't that what the plan is for), it means he deleted every sext and mushy I-love-you texts between them.

    So now the world is figuring out that the sport's biggest rivals are friends...

    Set in Jan. 2018, this is a (twitter) reaction fic (take 2) (- no need to read take 1 (first) though).

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    After a major hack exposing athletes for many (stupid/dumb/terrible) things, Ilya Rozanov's messages are laid bare for the world to see. Luckily for him and Shane, Shane is very paranoid (though can you still call it paranoia when the doomscenario you were preparing for actually happens), and Ilya has (very dutifully) deleted every text between them. So there shouldn't be anything to expose...right?!

    But if there's nothing to expose, why did a B-rate-podcast announce they will discuss Ilya Rozanov's best kept secret on their upcoming episode?

    Set in Jan, 2018, this is a (twitter) reaction fic.

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    [Boss Babes]

    Jessica:
    I just had a revelation
    So we know the following information about Jane right:
    1. Rich
    2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
    3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
    4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
    5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
    6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
    7. Fluent in French/English
    8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leaked

    So far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
    But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
    Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a T

    Jane:
    I don't like where this is going

    Jessica:
    What if (s)HE's actually…
    JUSTIN TRUDEAU

    - Jane has left the conversation -

    Jessica:
    I rest my case

    The Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.

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    @H0chey_love
    Guys! I saw Shane Hollander at the florist, He bought literally every lily from the store… He’s waiting and I can see his phone 👀
    *Pictures of the conversation*

    Lily❤

    I’m sorry for last night… I will talk to Hayden promise

    Lily :
    It’s not your fault moy lyubvoive. Pike just can ’t deal with my slut era

     

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    Omg Shane Hollander has a girlfriend ???

    Nooooo ! Why? How????🤯

    Wait! Is that Lily a prostitute?
    ↪Fuck youre right!
    ↪He said “slut era” Maybe she stopped
    ↪Lily is a retired whore? 🤔

     

    Or : Shane is realy bad for hinding his phone in public, And twitter is on fire

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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